The Football Connoisseurs Vs Bournemouth Sat 15th April

[El flaco]

Sigh, Porro has been terrible, whether going forward or in defence :contescrewface:

I fear that he’s another classic big money signing by us - ie gash. Probably a reason no other team wanted him.

 

[bonaspur23]

Get PEH off he is so off it it's unbelievable.

You can't have passengers especially in midfield

It’s so apparent how much better Skipp is

 

[Hampshire Spur]

Midfield is wank. No-one there taking ownership. Just security guards for defence.

 

[skywalker68]

Such a mentally weak club

 

[Go on son]

they have no shame at all do they?

I've never seen a team play so passive for that many of their games the WHOLE season? it's actually quite incredible.

Its what theyre been coached to do

 

[Harrison_COYS]

Both Sanchez and Dier watched the one two. It was as if they were admiring the interplay.

That's totally poros fault

 

[Melspurnian]

Tactics aren't helping in any way, but the midfielders drop deep to receive it and then play it back to the player who gave it to them or sideways to a different CB. Absolutely no forward passing at all from either of them. I'm sure about 90% of our forward pass attempts have come from the CBs playing hopeful long balls. The midfield is below par, and the system is horrible.

 

[Larry David]

If we get 4th I think we should issue a public apology to whomever comes fifth

 

[tommyboyspurs]

god we are boring side to watch even with kompany or whoever coming in this rot may take at least 2-3 years to get rid off

 

[Mick Cooper]

Sanchez has made everyone nervous at the back

The goal started with him

Bollocks, utter, utter shit.
Porro got a good pass from him and he pissed possession away.
Sanchez has done nothing wrong since he's been on.

 

[LEGO Boy]

Did fuck all for the first 5 mins. Then had a spell and scored a goal. Afterwards, passive, boring shite.

Such a poorly coached side with zero creativity.

 

[Incomplete_usernam]

Sigh, Porro has been terrible, whether going forward or in defence :contescrewface:

I remember when the clubs socials announced him like he was the next Messi.

Even retweeted Kim Kardashian to let her know how good he was.

 

[iz futbal]

If we get 4th I think we should issue a public apology to whomever comes fifth

Or maybe the 5th should shut their club down for letting a circus like ours to finish 4th.

 

[Hampshire Spur]

Just an extra midfielder needed...not rocket science.

 

[peter merison]

Spence didnt get a look in...ffs How Levy sleeps at night baffles me

 

[KaneDomBadBoy]

This game is screaming out for Ndombele

 

[Kaz Hirai]

It's hard to control a game with a 2 man midfield.
It's set up to counter or attack in a quick transition from back to front

But the back line is such a comedy act that the system is never gonna work as intended .
And with Sanchez on now, it's gone from comedy to spoof

 

[peter merison]

Just an extra midfielder needed...not rocket science.

Yep, over run every game

 

[StripiestPilot]

Perfect opportunity to go 4 at the back and put sarr on. Not only is that better for us it's also one option NOT to bring Sanchez on

That’s the problem with having Stellini in charge. Proper managers are able to switch between systems when things aren’t working. Loads of teams are swapping between 3/4 at the back this season.

But because Stellini has just put the cones out for his whole life he doesn’t know how to do anything except what he watched Conte doing. The players are clearly afraid to play out in this formation. So either say some magic words that will help the players rediscover their ball sack or change the formation to help them. Don’t just put Davinson on for fuck’s sake.

 

[Airfixx]

I remember when the clubs socials announced him like he was the next Messi.

I remember the (un)experts here saying..... "Must have him..... He'll completely transform our season".