Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

[swinbag]

Admin can we get Fattynomates an honourary ITK badge on his profile?

 

[Stanley]

Ok but where did the other image come from (the one not in fatty’s OG post)?

My guess: it's an online form, so people can see who is registered already

 

[Aussie Yid in London]

Ok but where did the other image come from (the one not in fatty’s OG post)?

Someone who works at the golf club didn’t realise Fatty’s booking was a joke, and has circulated the picture.

 

[boone]

My guess: it's an online form, so people can see who is registered already

Someone who works at the golf club didn’t realise Fatty’s booking was a joke, and has circulated the picture.

Ahh I’ve read back and figured it out now! We should do this every window!

 

[Totti]

Why do we keep shopping in Benfica and neglecting Florentino Luis!!!?

 

[TomHotspur]

Imagine if Bale saw this, thought it was real, and cancelled the deal because he found it insulting.

If I was him I wouldn’t think twice. I’d rather drink ink than spend more than 10 mins with that wanker Hitchin.

 

[Doc]

If we're calling Benfica......that's the wrong player to ask about. Ruben Dias would make us title contenders.

Think he'd cost over £60m. We're being friskier in the market than I expected us to be but that seems like a stretch. City could go for him instead of Koulibaly.

We could use a stud centre half, but I don't feel we'll be signing a ready made guy this summer. Dier will need to do better with what I've seen since the turn of the year, pretty happy with Sanchez since Jose had come in though.

 

[snowkarl]

Why do we keep shopping in Benfica and neglecting Florentino Luis!!!?

Overrated.

 

[asterdroid]

Guilty! If you look at my first screen shot the booking bit says “me” next to bale , I just pre booked it with the names to get the screenshot , didn’t realise it went though! :mourfacepalm:

it's been mentioned in the Daily Fail (can't find the link atm)

 

[Fattynomates]

 

[Kristeva]

Leaked image shows Bale and Levy round of golf on Friday

Gareth Bale, Daniel Levy and chief scout Steve Hitchin appeared to be booked in for a round at 1.52pm but question marks over the validity of the image have been raised.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Admin

That is fucking mental

 

[Fattynomates]

it's been mentioned in the Daily Fail (can't find the link atm)

Wonder if winksy will read it?

 

[ArtyB]

ITeeK...

 

[JanGinola]

Someone who works at the golf club didn’t realise Fatty’s booking was a joke, and has circulated the picture.

 

[Sean]

 

[Clynelish]

both of them are as good as Gerson .....

Dunno which Gerson you are talking about, but certainly Ruben Dias would easily walk into our XI.

 

[boone]

So they haven’t caught on that Steve Hitchen is spelled wrong yet?

 

[Kristeva]

We need some more fake bookings, someone book Harry Kane on to a learn to speak Spanish course at his local adult education centre,

 

[Cranston]

Fattynomates Sir, that is God-Tier trolling. You may enter Valhalla.

 

[Johnboy40]

If it's true that Real Madrid extorted £15 million out of Woolwich, plus his salary, for a one-year loan for Dani Ceballos, then our Gareth Bale deal just gets better & better!!!!

So, if this works out, and we are paying 40% of bales salary at 12.ill, the gooners pretty much paid the rest on our behalf.