Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

[Airfixx]

Or Gerry Francis, who thought Zidane was too wooden

:mourfacepalm:

Not heard that before... We could have bagged ZZ?

 

[Swoos]

 

[Spaniel]

The only thing I feel bad about is how it ended, it didn't have to be this way.

For me, it's not that he left and wanted to try something new, it's how he performed when he was called upon. He showed up to practices and he played when called on, so we can't fault him for that. What we can fault him for is his pathetic displays when he was on the pitch. There was no heart and initiative when we needed it so badly. It's like he just gave up, and that is what hurt the most.

You've probably never been depressed. He shouldn't have been called on to play in such a negative state of mind. Manager's bad decision.

 

[SpiderSpurs]

Yet the ENIC fuckbois are lining up for a rimjob daily

Wouldn't call Moura a striker? Signed 953 days ago?

 

[Joshking5]

 

[Sir Archibald Crooks]

Not heard that before... We could have bagged ZZ?

Yep Francis scouted ZZ and Dugarry when they were both young. Didnt rate them. Signed Ruel Fox and Andy Sinton.

 

[Ciro]

I thought we would get something. But even if it´s a loan, it´s good news. Good luck to him.

 

[Totti]

I thought we would get something. But even if it´s a loan, it´s good news. Good luck to him.

We'd still get a bit of dosh from the loan.

We got £2,000,000 for loaning him to Newcastle.

If we can get some sort of money for him, wages paid and he fucks off for free next year - I'll be happy.

 

[Spaniel]

I hate the transfer window and I find the football too stressful.....not sure why I bother!

You're a masochist, clearly.

 

[ElTel]

Higuain

 

[Doom Funk]

Wouldn't call Moura a striker? Signed 953 days ago?

From the man himself

Moura admits he’s no striker and that Pochettino played him out of position

Lucas Moura says former Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino played him out of position as a striker, and admits he is happy to have returned to a wide position under Jose Mourinho.

thefootballfaithful.com

 

[Sir Archibald Crooks]

Excellent. We're getting to the 'Moura could be a forward' stage of the window. By my book of transfer excuse cliches we're a week ahead of schedule.

 

[Doom Funk]

Excellent. We're getting to the 'Moura could be a forward' stage of the window. By my book of transfer excuse cliches we're a week ahead of schedule.

I'm expecting the Lamela could do a job up top line any day now

 

[Swoos]

Rose is gone now we can sign Bale, Daka, and Reguilon.

 

[Mr. Voldemort]

Rose is gone now we can sign Bale, Daka, and Reguilon.

Not yet, not yet, but

 

[Ossie Wembley]

The extent to which our transfer business is handled can be summarised by the sheer level of parody and piss taking us fans resort to now. Fans from every other club talk about rumours and potential transfers that can improve their team. Whereas we have just given up. Never change Spurs.

 

[ILSpur]

You've probably never been depressed. He shouldn't have been called on to play in such a negative state of mind. Manager's bad decision.

Those are awful large assumptions to make. First to assume that I've never had to deal with depression, and that Eriksen suffers/suffered from it. Being anxious for a new challenge doesn't necessarily mean depressed.

That's why he was rarely getting playing time for a while.

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

Why is he dressed in his wife's clothes?

More over why does he appear to be eating a plate of scrambled eggs and turds. She got a full English? My Italian girlfriend thinks their the same thing mind...

 

[Larry David]

True enough but I'm sorry for him. He was one of the most important factors during the Poch era at its best and helped the club to great heights. He was here a long time and his standards only fell when he felt ready for a change. He is one of the great creative players of our time and personally, I hope he finds whatever he's looking for.

He was a good player for us definitely, I wish him well

 

[John Thomas]

Excellent. We're getting to the 'Moura could be a forward' stage of the window. By my book of transfer excuse cliches we're a week ahead of schedule.

Brilliant!