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Not a fan of the thread title change. 
A watched kettle never boils
He said
"I remember the day well.It was a Tuesday or a Sunday, or somewhere in between. I had just left the Kane household having taught Mrs Kane how to get her toddler to walk in a way that would develop him into an international footballer and was heading to the Alli household to teach Mrs Alli how to breastfeed her son in a way that would make him develop into an international footballer, when I saw a broken down car at the roadside. The passengers were a Mr Peters and a Miss Walker who was heavily pregnant and her waters had just broken. They begged me to take them to hospital, but fuck that, I'm Tim Sherwood, I'll do the delivery. Miss Walker started to protest, but I told her to shut up. Did she want her son to develop into an International footballer? I delivered her child and look at what's happened. I formed the entire Spurs team and history.
It was a busy year that, some time I'll tell you about my holidays that year when I met the Janssen's from Holland, the Sanchez's from Colombia and how I developed them.
Me neither mate. Want to be best friends?
Friendship ended with Kompreszor, nowFuck you
Jacob
is my best friend. :dierpochhug:
Kidding mate, the Kane - Marega bound Will always be here for us. :avbpray:
Friendship ended with Kompreszor, now
:dierpochhug:
Kidding mate, the Kane - Marega bound Will always be here for us. :avbpray:
People worried about William Carvalho, help me cant stop laughing.
Marega is a beast, never in doubt of course.
Apparently flying in for a medical today...
So good that he's signing for west fucking ham. The scenes.
Already said it, lukaku is just a shite Belgium Marega
Every member will be gearing up for the final push to 1K. Only 20 will actually make it
I've literally just quit my job so I don't miss 1k
For real, William Carvalho will be eaten alive against tougher and faster opposition. Against shitty sides like Palace or Newcastle he can be good to their passing and setting up attacks.
Adrien is a much better midfielder.
Adrien is a much better midfielder.
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