Stockholm Syndrome, or what? Which Woolwich player would you buy?

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Plastic Palm Trees said:
We all got fed up when Sol Campbell went off to Islington. Is there any current Gooner hero that would make a good Spur?

This is partly a joke question - which choice would most piss off people gathered in the Compton Arms?

It's partly a serious question - if you could grab one, which one would it be?

I suppose that "buy X on a gazillion year contract, and then lend him to Athletico Dollis Hill, forever" is a valid answer, but maybe someone who would actually play?
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Trf Partey to the Scrubbs.
 
Aretata. Stand him in the corner. Big Ange tells them
'Win lads or this cunts in charge next week and hes goona get his lightbulbs out'
 
The genuine answer is Saliba (for VDV), Saka (For Kulu), Martinelli (For Richarlison or Brennan Johnson), Rice (For Sarr or Bentancur ... as in right now, potential wise I think sky is the limit for Sarr) and then there's some marginals.

From our team Udogie, Son, Bissouma, Romero, Porro would be nailed on. And then you have marginals/arguable match-ups like Raya/Vicario, Maddison/Odegaard etc...

They're two close teams atm - which btw is amazing for us because we've made up a lot of ground in a very short amount of time.
 
Deuterz said:
The genuine answer is Saliba (for VDV), Saka (For Kulu), Martinelli (For Richarlison or Brennan Johnson), Rice (For Sarr or Bentancur ... as in right now, potential wise I think sky is the limit for Sarr) and then there's some marginals.

From our team Udogie, Son, Bissouma, Romero, Porro would be nailed on. And then you have marginals/arguable match-ups like Raya/Vicario, Maddison/Odegaard etc...

They're two close teams atm - which btw is amazing for us because we've made up a lot of ground in a very short amount of time.
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Yeah triffic, a Tottenham-Nomad hybrid.

We could call ourselves the London Cockneys or some such fucking bollocks.

Fuck all of them. I wouldn't want one of their fucking interns working behind the bar.
 
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