Spurs Off License...

[pallmallpunch]

...Found this in the back of the latest Spurs Shop brochure:

http://spursofflicence.gonedigging.co.uk

Not really considering buying this stuff as its probably shit, but anybody know who makes this stuff? Or why its fucking necessary?

 

[WHITE&BLUE]

"What are we going to do tonight honey?"

"O you know babe, order in some thai, break open that Spurs Cava we have been saving and watch re-runs of the Real House Wives."


"I love you"

"And I love you, and my Spurs single malts" *unscrews bottle and pours liquid bliss into glass


-End Scene-

 

[Burko]

Spurs Red wine?

GTFO

 

[Smoked Salmon]

I thought that BelgianSpurs' shower curtain had to be the most pointless item on sale, until I found this in the new Cheshunt superstore that has opening up near my parents....

http://shop.tottenhamhotspur.com/product/spurs-sausage-dog-draft-excluder/50833

Naturally I invested in one as I do actually have a draft problem in my entrance hallway.

The thing that really pissed me off though was last season's chocolate bar, which was a medium sized bar of milk chocolate wrapped in a plain white wrapper. The only design features on the wrapper consisted of the words Tottenham Hotspur Milk Chocolate in the club typeface, with a Spurs cockerel next to it. It was retailing for some extortionate price (something like £3-£5). You've got to give someone credit for that one. The wrapper could just as easily be printed at home and wrapped around a bar of Cadburys.

 

[Eskimo]

Never red.... Wine....

 

[gaz]

That's brilliant , even though I don't have a draft, I'm getting one.

 

[Flannerz]

My mate is just moving in with his missus. I'll have to get him something like that as a moving in present

 

[ArtyB]

They have personalised bottles...a bit unfortunate if your name is P Waters.

 

[pallmallpunch]

What I'm really trying to find out is if its half decent stuff. I'm fucking 25 years old and I don't drink shit liquor anymore. So if anyone buys it let me know if its tasty.

 

[Thelonious]

mate of mine recently got Spurs vodka for his birthday, I'll have to ask him if it was any good

 

[Furball man]

That Rosé looks classy

 

[frontwheel]

Where's the Holsten?

 

[Smolik]

For some reason I thought this was gonna be about the Off Licence on Park Lane (opposite the Olive Branch)

 

[brighty]

I had a similar thought, though of the Off Licence next to the Bill Nic.

 

[Yid7]

That's brilliant , even though I don't have a draft, I'm getting one.

I'm going to hack half an inch off the bottom of my door just to create a draught now I have seen that beauty.