Better late than neveraaaaaah - it's taken me the best part of 12 hours to get this.
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Better late than neveraaaaaah - it's taken me the best part of 12 hours to get this.
We used to have a good one along those lines for an Woolwich player, can’t quite remember itEvery song at every ground now seems to follow the "Sloop John B" format
Sing the first line
Now sing it again
Amusing third line
Repeat the first line
Shite
The "Ooooh, Sulzeer Campbell, I wanna know..." one was one of last decent ones
"I wanna know why in god's name you thought you could backheel a ball at head-height in our area"
Not sure we can get it to scan but it's worth a go...
Agreed . Along with Covid obviously! New chants are developed and gain popularity in pubs and on away tripsThe lack of singing coincides with the lack of entertaining football we've seen since 2018/19 and 19 onwards especially.
I think the new stadium may have something to do with the lack of singing.The lack of singing coincides with the lack of entertaining football we've seen since 2018/19 and 19 onwards especially.
Ndombele; Ndombele... Ndombele; Ndombele...
Ndombele; Ndombele... Ndombele; Ndombele...
Tangeeeeeeeeeee... Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee.... Eee N-Dom-bel-eeeee
AirfixxRE: Levy
(Go West)
Fuck off, you tight bald cunt
Fuck off, you tight bald cunt
Fuck off, you tight bald cunt
Fuck off, you tight bald cunt
The simplest ones are the best!
Coincidentally I sang it in a bar last night. The Hitchcock film in which Doris Day originally sang Que Será, Será was showing on the telly.Haven't heard ' when I was just a little boy' for a very long time either but that could get wheeled out on Sunday.
Is Record Breakers even still on??
Can we ditch the Woolwich auto-correct on TFC?Four offers, no fee.
(To the tune of Fernando - Abba)
Number 4 he plays in lilywhite and likes a fight. Romero
Came to Spurs when he was 23, his name's Cuti. Romero.
And he f**King hates the Woolwich, he's good on the ball.
Came to Spurs when he was 23, his name's Cuti. Romero.
(To the tune of 10 green bottles)
20 Woolwich players ready for a game
20 Woolwich players ready for a game
But if 1 Woolwich player is feeling pretty lame
There are no Woolwich players ready for a game.
(To the tune of hokie kokie)
Ooooooooh Deki Kulusevski
(To the tune of McNamaras Band)
Oh my name is Hugo Lloris and I'm captain of the Spurs
Seen us in 3 stadiums with seven managers
There was Tim and Poch and Mason, the Portuguese 'n' all.
One thing always stays the same, my hate for Woolwich.
La la la la.....
Miss some of these chants.
THFC chants peaked at a Spurs youth game vs Woolwich when a certain poster from the forum sang 'Wenger's next wank sock' at them for 90 minutes.
(Not me for change!).