Slowly, I take the 3D glasses off his face...I caress his features in the dark.
"You're beautiful," I whisper into his ear. 1882 groans as I nibble his earlobe.
Suddenly, my entire front iswetcovered in newspaper as I realise he has covered me in hishot wet seedticker-tape fountain gush! I sit back down and watch the movie in silence, as my shirtcrustsreads well on top of me.
You missed a couple of tiny details...