Player Ratings: Wolves (h) 1-2

[Doom Funk]

Postecoglou: 10
Vicario: 10
Royal: 10
Romero: 10
Davies: 10
van de Ven: 10
Højbjerg: 10
Sarr: 10
Bissouma: 10
Maddison: 10
Lo Celso: 10
Bentancur: 10
Son: 10
Richarlison: 10
Kulusevski: 10
Johnson: 10
Werner: 10


Look at me everyone


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[Billy Bob mate]

The funny thing is, you don't seem to be the slightest bit bothered or upset when we do lose.
You show about as much passion as a corpse in the freezer

I genuinely dread the day I become a fan like you. I'd probably start following bowls or something

Of course I get upset when I lose. The thing is - and this might be a new one for you - I learnt long ago that it isn't the end of the world and there are bigger things in life.

When we lose I tend to do proactive things to cheer myself up. I don't come on here too often for a start since people like you are pretty open that you like coming on here after a loss to throw your shit around. I go spend time with my son. This evening we've been playing with his new Donkey Kong toy - proper cheered me up.

Oh and I may amuse myself in a thread that loads of people on here seem to take FAR too seriously.

 

[Billy Bob mate]

Postecoglou: 10
Vicario: 10
Royal: 10
Romero: 10
Davies: 10
van de Ven: 10
Højbjerg: 10
Sarr: 10
Bissouma: 10
Maddison: 10
Lo Celso: 10
Bentancur: 10
Son: 10
Richarlison: 10
Kulusevski: 10
Johnson: 10
Werner: 10


Look at me everyone


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Not talking the revered ratings seriously.

Foul voted.

 

[Billy Bob mate]

I’m going to regret this I know it .. but why?

Bloody hell. You two are worse than The Dealer lol

My system is quite simple:

Win = 10s
Draw = 9.5s
Loss = 9s

Consistent. Fair. Rewarding success.

 

[Billy Bob mate]

I don’t think you understand the word success.

I'll learn it when you grasp the word smile or laugh or fun or self-pleasure.

 

[Deuterz]

I'll learn it when you grasp the word smile or laugh or fun or self-pleasure.

That was 9/10 banter.

 

[Darnswim]

Postecoglou: 2
Vicario: 8
Royal: 3
Romero: 5
Davies: 3.5
van de Ven: 6
Sarr: 6.5
Bissouma: 4
Maddison: 4.5
Bentancur: 6
Son: 4.5
Richarlison: 5.5
Kulusevski: 5



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[broj]

Postecoglou: 6
Vicario: 7
Royal: 6
Romero: 8
Davies: 5.5
van de Ven: 8
Højbjerg: 5
Sarr: 6.5
Bissouma: 6
Maddison: 5.5
Lo Celso: 5
Bentancur: 5
Son: 4
Richarlison: 4
Kulusevski: 6.5
Johnson: 5
Werner: 5.5



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[Doom Funk]

I'm choosing not to post them officially. I appreciate how delicate people are after a loss and also how seriously this world-affecting ratings thread is taken.

However, as I've made clear in the past, the most I can give them after a loss are 9s.

Maximum of a 9 for a loss seems overly harsh to me

But you must follow your heart

 

[Billy Bob mate]

Maximum of a 9 for a loss seems overly harsh to me

But you must follow your heart

Despite what you think, I don't give out 10s willy nilly.

They need to be earned with victories.

 

[Billy Bob mate]

That was 9/10 banter.

 

[Jaynola]

Postecoglou: 3
Vicario: 8
Royal: 5.5
Romero: 7
Davies: 4
van de Ven: 7
Sarr: 5.5
Bissouma: 4
Maddison: 3
Bentancur: 4
Son: 2
Richarlison: 4
Kulusevski: 5
Johnson: 3
Werner: 3

Awful. Friggin terrible.

Only Vic, Cuti & Micky gave it a proper go and shown their quality.

Plenty will shit on Emerson but that's just agenda driven.

Biss, Mads and Sonny weren't interested today. Despite his goal and that 20yarder saved by Sa, Kulu was shite...usual one-trick, one-gear poney.

Clear lack of quality. Clear lack of guts. Our mate Ange outsmarted, not for the first time...nor last.

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[Kekerinho]

Postecoglou: 2
Vicario: 6
Royal: 2
Romero: 5.5
Davies: 4
van de Ven: 6
Sarr: 4.5
Bissouma: 4.5
Maddison: 4
Son: 3
Richarlison: 2
Kulusevski: 2



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[TommyD123]

Postecoglou: 2
Vicario: 8
Royal: 5.5
Romero: 7.5
Davies: 7.5
van de Ven: 7
Sarr: 6.5
Bissouma: 7
Maddison: 3
Lo Celso: 6
Bentancur: 5.5
Son: 6.5
Richarlison: 6.5
Kulusevski: 8
Johnson: 5.5
Werner: 6



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[The Dealer]

Average player ratings so far from 8 media / web reports.

Vicario......7
Royal.........5.43
Romero....5.93
Vdv............6.81
Davies.....5.62
Bissoum..5.50
Sarr...........5.43
Maddis....5.50
Kulu..........7.12
Son............5.68
Richi.........5.18
Subs
Werner...4.93
Bentanc..5.18
Johnson. 4.87

Only 2 outfield players with acceptable performances according to the media/ web.

 

[zin]

Another poor performance with 5.34.

Our last over 7.00 performance was away to Man Utd on January 14th (7.02). That's once in 11 games. It's just not good enough right now, we need to get back to early season levels.

We're now averaging 6.62

ABOVE AVERAGE

1. Newcastle (h) 4-1, Premier League, December 10th: 7.51
2. Woolwich (a) 2-2, Premier League, September 24th: 7.48
3. Sheffield Utd (h) 2-1, Premier League, September 16th: 7.42
4. Burnley (a) 2-5, Premier League, September 2nd: 7.41
5. Manchester United (h) 2-0, Premier League, August 19th: 7.35
6. Fulham (h) 2-0, Premier League, October 23rd: 7.26
7. Bournemouth (a) 0-2, Premier League, August 26th: 7.25
8. Crystal Palace (a) 1-2, Premier League, October 27th: 7.24
9. Liverpool (h) 2-1, Premier League, September 30th: 7.20
10. Luton (a) 0-1, Premier League, October 7th: 7.16
11. Manchester United (a) 2-2, Premier League, January 14th: 7.02
12. Bournemouth (h) 3-1, Premier League, December 31st: 6.85
13. Chelsea (h) 1-4, Premier League, November 6th: 6.84
14. Nottingham Forest (a) 0-2, Premier League, December 15th: 6.83
15. Manchester City (a) 3-3, Premier League, December 3rd: 6.82
16. Brentford (h) 3-2, Premier League, January 31st: 6.81
17. Brighton (h) 2-1, Premier League, February 10th: 6.68

BELOW AVERAGE

1. Brentford (a) 2-2, Premier League, August 13th: 6.62
2. Everton (h) 2-1, Premier League, December 23rd: 6.59
3. Aston Villa (h) 1-2, Premier League, November 26th: 6.55
4. Manchester City (h) 0-1, FA Cup, January 26th: 6.25
5. Burnley (h) 1-0, FA Cup, January 5th: 6.21
6. Everton (a) 2-2, Premier League, February 3rd: 6.18
7. Wolves (a) 2-1, Premier League, November 11th: 5.65
8. Wolves (h) 1-2, Premier League, February 17th: 5.34
9. Brighton (a) 4-2, Premier League, December 28th: 5.13
10. West Ham (h) 1-2, Premier League, December 7th: 5.04
11. Fulham (a) 1-1, League Cup, August 29th: 4.61

 

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[Kaz Hirai]

Postecoglou: 5
Vicario: 9
Royal: 6
Romero: 6
Davies: 6
van de Ven: 6.5
Højbjerg: 6
Sarr: 6
Bissouma: 3
Maddison: 5
Lo Celso: 6
Bentancur: 6
Son: 3
Richarlison: 3.5
Kulusevski: 6
Johnson: 4
Werner: 3.5



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[docomospur]

Postecoglou: 3
Vicario: 6
Royal: 4
Romero: 6.5
Davies: 5.5
van de Ven: 7
Sarr: 6
Bissouma: 5
Maddison: 5.5
Bentancur: 5
Son: 3
Richarlison: 4
Kulusevski: 5
Johnson: 5
Werner: 4



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[zin]

Postecoglou: 4
Vicario: 7
Royal: 3.5
Romero: 6
Davies: 5
van de Ven: 6
Sarr: 4
Bissouma: 3
Maddison: 5
Son: 3.5
Richarlison: 4.5
Kulusevski: 5

Both Wolves games we were utter shite. No excuse this time though

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