Player Ratings: Newcastle (a) 4-0

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[Upthespurs66]

Postecoglou: 5.5
Vicario: 6.5
Royal: 5
Porro: 5
Romero: 4.5
Udogie: 6
van de Ven: 4.5
Højbjerg: 5
Sarr: 5
Bissouma: 3.5
Maddison: 3.5
Lo Celso: 3.5
Bentancur: 4
Son: 3.5
Kulusevski: 4
Johnson: 5
Werner: 4

Team Average: 4.59

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[Nuttynoah]

Postecoglou: 2
Vicario: 4
Royal: 5.5
Porro: 5
Romero: 4
Udogie: 4
van de Ven: 3.5
Højbjerg: 4
Sarr: 4
Bissouma: 1.5
Maddison: 1.5
Lo Celso: 4
Bentancur: 3
Son: 3
Kulusevski: 4
Johnson: 3
Werner: 3

Team Average: 3.47

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[Bazali]

Why can’t you give them a zero rating?

They get 1 just for turning up.

And I thought that I was being a bit harsh because I was so annoyed at the way we lost!

lol

 

[Nuttynoah]

Postecoglou: 2
Vicario: 4
Royal: 5
Porro: 5
Romero: 4
Udogie: 4
van de Ven: 3.5
Højbjerg: 4
Sarr: 4
Bissouma: 1.5
Maddison: 1.5
Lo Celso: 4
Bentancur: 3
Son: 3
Kulusevski: 4
Johnson: 3
Werner: 3

Team Average: 3.44

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[mummy]

Why can’t you give them a zero rating?

They get 1 just for turning up.

From what I saw I feel some of them might deserve a minus rating.
That said, I don't think I'm entitled to rate them, because for about one third of the game I was so disgusted that I only had the sound on and I was reading the bloody match thread - never done that before - that's how bad it was.

One small chink of light - at least we don't have to contend with the views of that Dealer snotpot, on top of everything else.

 

[John Thomas]

Vicario: 3.5
Royal: 4
Porro: 2
Romero: 2.5
Udogie: 2
van de Ven: 2
Højbjerg: 4
Sarr: 4
Bissouma: 2
Maddison: 2
Lo Celso: 5
Bentancur: 2.5
Son: 1.5
Kulusevski: 3.5
Johnson: 3
Werner: 1.5

Team Average: 2.81

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[Deuterz]

Postecoglou: 2
Vicario: 4
Royal: 4
Porro: 4
Romero: 3
Udogie: 3.5
van de Ven: 1
Højbjerg: 4
Sarr: 4.5
Bissouma: 3
Maddison: 3.5
Lo Celso: 4
Bentancur: 4.5
Son: 2.5
Kulusevski: 3
Johnson: 3
Werner: 3

Team Average: 3.32

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[SpiderSpurs]

Postecoglou: 5
Vicario: 4
Royal: 4
Porro: 4
Romero: 3.5
Udogie: 4
van de Ven: 1.5
Højbjerg: 4.5
Sarr: 4.5
Bissouma: 3
Maddison: 2.5
Lo Celso: 3
Bentancur: 3
Son: 3
Kulusevski: 3.5
Johnson: 2.5
Werner: 2.5

Team Average: 3.41

Pure shite

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[brumspur]

Postecoglou: 3.5
Vicario: 5
Royal: 5
Porro: 4
Romero: 4
Udogie: 4
van de Ven: 4
Højbjerg: 5
Sarr: 5
Bissouma: 3.5
Maddison: 3.5
Lo Celso: 5
Bentancur: 4.5
Son: 3
Kulusevski: 4
Johnson: 4
Werner: 3.5

Team Average: 4.15

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[koko619]

Postecoglou: 9.5
Vicario: 9.5
Royal: 9.5
Porro: 9.5
Romero: 9.5
Udogie: 9.5
van de Ven: 9.5
Højbjerg: 9.5
Sarr: 9.5
Bissouma: 9.5
Maddison: 9.5
Lo Celso: 9.5
Bentancur: 9.5
Son: 9.5
Kulusevski: 9.5
Johnson: 9.5
Werner: 9.5

Team Average: 9.50

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruAi4VBoBSM

 

[LeeMcl]

Postecoglou: 1
Vicario: 5.5
Royal: 5
Porro: 4
Romero: 5
Udogie: 4
van de Ven: 3
Højbjerg: 5
Sarr: 4
Bissouma: 2
Maddison: 2
Lo Celso: 4.5
Bentancur: 4
Son: 2.5
Kulusevski: 2.5
Johnson: 2.5
Werner: 2.5

Team Average: 3.47

Wankers

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[holloway spurs]

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[Zomb]

Postecoglou: 1
Vicario: 4
Royal: 1
Porro: 4
Romero: 5
Udogie: 3
van de Ven: 2
Højbjerg: 1
Sarr: 3
Bissouma: 4
Maddison: 4
Lo Celso: 3
Bentancur: 3
Son: 1
Kulusevski: 2
Johnson: 2
Werner: 1

Team Average: 2.59

Not the best performance I’ve seen tbh

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[Dudski]

Postecoglou: 4.5
Vicario: 5
Royal: 5
Porro: 4.5
Romero: 5
Udogie: 5.5
van de Ven: 3.5
Højbjerg: 5.5
Sarr: 5
Bissouma: 4.5
Maddison: 3.5
Lo Celso: 5
Bentancur: 4.5
Son: 5
Kulusevski: 4.5
Johnson: 4.5
Werner: 4

Team Average: 4.65

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[Doom Funk]

Postecoglou: 1
Vicario: 1
Royal: 1
Porro: 1
Romero: 1
Udogie: 1
van de Ven: 1
Højbjerg: 1
Sarr: 1
Bissouma: 1
Maddison: 1
Lo Celso: 1
Bentancur: 1
Son: 1
Kulusevski: 1
Johnson: 1
Werner: 1

Team Average: 1.00

My ratings are too high

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[LLB Part Deux]

Postecoglou: 1
Vicario: 5
Royal: 5.5
Porro: 4.5
Romero: 5
Udogie: 4
van de Ven: 3
Højbjerg: 6
Sarr: 6
Bissouma: 5
Maddison: 5.5
Lo Celso: 5
Bentancur: 6.5
Son: 3
Kulusevski: 5.5
Johnson: 6.5
Werner: 5

Team Average: 4.82

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[LLB Part Deux]

Postecoglou: 1
Vicario: 5
Royal: 5.5
Porro: 4.5
Romero: 5
Udogie: 4
van de Ven: 3
Højbjerg: 6
Sarr: 6
Bissouma: 5
Maddison: 5.5
Lo Celso: 5
Bentancur: 6.5
Son: 3
Kulusevski: 5.5
Johnson: 6.5
Werner: 5

Team Average: 4.82

I'd give Ange a minus rating if I could.

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[Tottenham1882]

Postecoglou: 3.5
Vicario: 4
Royal: 6
Porro: 3
Romero: 5
Udogie: 3
van de Ven: 4
Højbjerg: 5
Sarr: 5
Bissouma: 2
Maddison: 4
Lo Celso: 5
Bentancur: 3.5
Son: 2
Kulusevski: 4
Johnson: 4
Werner: 1

Team Average: 3.76

Shit

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[SpursUpNorth]

Postecoglou: 3
Vicario: 5
Royal: 5
Porro: 3
Romero: 4
Udogie: 3
van de Ven: 3
Højbjerg: 5
Sarr: 4
Bissouma: 4
Maddison: 4
Lo Celso: 4
Bentancur: 4
Son: 3
Kulusevski: 5
Johnson: 5
Werner: 3

Team Average: 3.94

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