Newcastle United vs Tottenham Hotspur. Sat 13th April. 12:30pm KO

[Bill Madrid]

How is that not a penalty. Wtf.

Eddie Howe could run on the pitch with a Glock and shoot Sonny between the eyes and we wouldn't get a penalty

 

[Go on son]

Great touch bissouma

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

We need Paratici and Lange to find us a better performance enhancement doctor.

We always flag late in the season. Even with no Europe we look run into the ground.

 

[VonnegutBusy]

Ange system looking more naive each passing game.

Also, relying on Werner to start for you will always produce games like this. Decent player but absolutely cannot be relied upon to convert.

 

[Phomesy]

Was it in the area?

Looked like it but they never showed it

 

[Gmspurs]

These players have got to step up and sort this shit out.

We really needed one before half but that's not going to happen.

 

[LEGO Boy]

I never thought I’d say this, but in our current form, PEH improves us.

100%

 

[Richard Arlison]

I get there seems to be a war on here atm with happy clappers v doom merchants. But when are we allowed to mention we have been shit?

We have been mid table for ever since the first 10 games look shaky against anyone half decent and look poor going forward.

Our only attacking threat for the past months has been Johnson or Werner breaking and squaring it for each other.

This is shit and just because we are playing shit whilst only having 2 at the back doesn't mean it's not as a depressing watch as anything Conte served up

Because mate it fucking is

We have been shit.

That poster is special

 

[Art Vandelay]

We are a social experiment club.

How much hope can be crushed with days like today before a man cracks and goes crazy.

 

[VonnegutBusy]

Great touch bissouma

He's been fucking shite again. Ghost of his former self.

 

[nicoclaesen]

Ange has got 45 minutes to save his job.

Forty-five.

Has he? You are a fucking idiot

 

[Go on son]

Son giving away the ball again

 

[NorthernSpur]

I’d honestly bring Dragusin and Hoj on and go 5-4-1.

 

[daveyboy88]

I have to agree I think he's been very poor back end of the season

can be brain dead when defending. lots of times he gets his body in the wrong position or goes for balls when hes off balance and going to lose out easily.

 

[ILSpur]

Not one bright spot in that half.

 

[Nikesh]

Have no faith in our full backs at all defensively. What have they offered going forward either. Romero is a poor defender. Sorry but he just is. So it's Micky always left exposed.

 

[Kaner Owns Woolwich]

Haven’t seen any of it but I’m assuming we are behind due to the fucking huge holes we leave in front of the full backs?

The kind of space Gordon would love. If so, it’s very predict

Basically

 

[False 9]

Sonny needs to be subbed off during HT unless he moves on the LW. Been absolute dogshit, can't hold a fucking ball ffs

 

[spurskuching]

Biss, werner and bentancur off for hojbjerg, lo celso and sarr please.

 

[Distaste for scouse]

Son is so piss weak he's driving me crazy, he's like everything with the team in microcosm, can't trap a bag of cement, indecisive and just getting bullied