Jose Mourinho

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Karl August said:
Having Pochettino was like having this romantic relationship with this attractive girl who would give you a climax orgasm now and then but you always felt you were never going to end up (after all she made some stupid decisions during sex, like starting the intercourse with some weird turn-offs and holding (and often runining) your orgasms.

And you felt she was never going to be able to give you a baby.

The relationship went sour over the months after she was telling you that she got pregnant, only to have yet another spontanious abortion. You loved her, but you felt it was the right time to let go, as this stunning, once higly sought-after 10/10 portugese instagram model was available on the market after getting ditched by this rich and powerful guy who went for a 16-year old somewhat weird looking blonde Norwegian instead.

However, you know this model had kids in all her previous marriages, and you use that benefit, hoping she also could give you some kids as well. But there is also this sneaky feeling that she’s maybe too old, she can behave like a bitch sometimes, and you fear that you are going to empty your pockets on her in order for her to give you what you want. You are unsure on if its worth it. But you choose to start to date her because of all the attention you are getting...
And that is were we are now.
Is this ending up in disaster or a guilty pleasure?
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Are you in prison?

I suspect it wont be long, if you're not!
:) :) :)
 
Karl August said:
Having Pochettino was like having this romantic relationship with this attractive girl who would give you a climax orgasm now and then but you always felt you were never going to end up (after all she made some stupid decisions during sex, like starting the intercourse with some weird turn-offs and holding (and often runining) your orgasms.

And you felt she was never going to be able to give you a baby.

The relationship went sour over the months after she was telling you that she got pregnant, only to have yet another spontanious abortion. You loved her, but you felt it was the right time to let go, as this stunning, once higly sought-after 10/10 portugese instagram model was available on the market after getting ditched by this rich and powerful guy who went for a 16-year old somewhat weird looking blonde Norwegian instead.

However, you know this model had kids in all her previous marriages, and you use that benefit, hoping she also could give you some kids as well. But there is also this sneaky feeling that she’s maybe too old, she can behave like a bitch sometimes, and you fear that you are going to empty your pockets on her in order for her to give you what you want. You are unsure on if its worth it. But you choose to start to date her because of all the attention you are getting...
And that is were we are now.
Is this ending up in disaster or a guilty pleasure?
Click to expand...

: ostrich:
 
Well, that escalated pretty quickly! Working away and heading into a strange town for a couple of beers last night, my phone exploded with Poch out messages.

Woke up this morning, slightly hungover to the phone almost melting with Jose news...

I find the timing slightly strange - maybe have to wait for the Amazon car crash to understand the behind the scenes machinations.

Anyway, for me - a reluctant Poch out by the end - the sacking was needed and inevitable but still tinged with sadness and nostalgic memories.

Jose - fuck knows. The appointment looks already to have split our fanbase. Though, he more than anyone, knows a couple of wins on the spin should quieten that down. Long term, none of us know. Just please no midfield of Dier, Matic, Sissoko & Fellaini!!

We’ve made a Faustian pact, just hope it pays off and we get over the line once or twice
 
Lol at the irony of questioning the "support" of those concerned about the appointment of Mourinho.

Spent their entire lives bitching and whining at the club / players / management / other fans who didn't share their mantra of constant complaint.

Need to look the word "Support" up in a dictionary.
 
Well.

GOOD
- he wins trophies at every club. even with dog shit Utd he did.
- he is inheriting a much better squad and club than he did at utd.
- international standing
- tactics
- we should be more competitive against rivals.
- should be able to straighten out the dressing room
- he needs to make this a success or his stock will fall
- genuine chance to win the CL this season, despite everything.

BAD
- dull football in recent years
- will clash with Levy on transfers, both spend and approach
- not great with youth (Parrot etc)
- not lovely like Poch
- ex-Chelsea (twice!) though if he is successful here that will boil their piss and this then becomes a positive.
- he always leaves clubs a mess.
 
Karl August said:
Having Pochettino was like having this romantic relationship with this attractive girl who would give you a climax orgasm now and then but you always felt you were never going to end up (after all she made some stupid decisions during sex, like starting the intercourse with some weird turn-offs and holding (and often runining) your orgasms.

And you felt she was never going to be able to give you a baby.

The relationship went sour over the months after she was telling you that she got pregnant, only to have yet another spontanious abortion. You loved her, but you felt it was the right time to let go, as this stunning, once higly sought-after 10/10 portugese instagram model was available on the market after getting ditched by this rich and powerful guy who went for a 16-year old somewhat weird looking blonde Norwegian instead.

However, you know this model had kids in all her previous marriages, and you use that benefit, hoping she also could give you some kids as well. But there is also this sneaky feeling that she’s maybe too old, she can behave like a bitch sometimes, and you fear that you are going to empty your pockets on her in order for her to give you what you want. You are unsure on if its worth it. But you choose to start to date her because of all the attention you are getting...
And that is were we are now.
Is this ending up in disaster or a guilty pleasure?
Click to expand...

 
Karl August said:
Having Pochettino was like having this romantic relationship with this attractive girl who would give you a climax orgasm now and then but you always felt you were never going to end up (after all she made some stupid decisions during sex, like starting the intercourse with some weird turn-offs and holding (and often runining) your orgasms.

And you felt she was never going to be able to give you a baby.

The relationship went sour over the months after she was telling you that she got pregnant, only to have yet another spontanious abortion. You loved her, but you felt it was the right time to let go, as this stunning, once higly sought-after 10/10 portugese instagram model was available on the market after getting ditched by this rich and powerful guy who went for a 16-year old somewhat weird looking blonde Norwegian instead.

However, you know this model had kids in all her previous marriages, and you use that benefit, hoping she also could give you some kids as well. But there is also this sneaky feeling that she’s maybe too old, she can behave like a bitch sometimes, and you fear that you are going to empty your pockets on her in order for her to give you what you want. You are unsure on if its worth it. But you choose to start to date her because of all the attention you are getting...
And that is were we are now.
Is this ending up in disaster or a guilty pleasure?
Click to expand...

Karl, I’m going to need you to keep your hands where I can see them.

Take a few steps back and just focus on your breathing.
 
Karl August said:
Having Pochettino was like having this romantic relationship with this attractive girl who would give you a climax orgasm now and then but you always felt you were never going to end up (after all she made some stupid decisions during sex, like starting the intercourse with some weird turn-offs and holding (and often runining) your orgasms.

And you felt she was never going to be able to give you a baby.

The relationship went sour over the months after she was telling you that she got pregnant, only to have yet another spontanious abortion. You loved her, but you felt it was the right time to let go, as this stunning, once higly sought-after 10/10 portugese instagram model was available on the market after getting ditched by this rich and powerful guy who went for a 16-year old somewhat weird looking blonde Norwegian instead.

However, you know this model had kids in all her previous marriages, and you use that benefit, hoping she also could give you some kids as well. But there is also this sneaky feeling that she’s maybe too old, she can behave like a bitch sometimes, and you fear that you are going to empty your pockets on her in order for her to give you what you want. You are unsure on if its worth it. But you choose to start to date her because of all the attention you are getting...
And that is were we are now.
Is this ending up in disaster or a guilty pleasure?
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I...am...stunned.
 
I am being positive about this because there are a lot of good things behind both the choice made by Levy and the new manager.
Players like Kane will relish this-we have a goal machine that hasn't been utilised properly, Mourinho will play to his strengths.
He will demand respect and devotion from the players, the sulkers will either knuckle down or get the fuck out-weak minded players and a nice man/friend as our manager has cost us in big games, Mourinho has won 12 of 14 major finals and 25 trophies.

He has this reputation of shit football and for sure hes been pragmatic but his chelsea and real sides scored 100 goals a season, when he has brilliant attackers he can utilise them and we have that.
Honestly I think this could be a brilliant appointment for a few years, I have detested the man for a long time but hes our cunt now, lets batten down the hatches and support the club.

Some of the comments on here about rather losing games and we have sold our soul etc are fucking pathetic.
The same people screaming about shit football want fucking Allegri and Simeone in ffs do you people actually watch football or get all your opinions from the media?
 
Karl August said:
Having Pochettino was like having this romantic relationship with this attractive girl who would give you a climax orgasm now and then but you always felt you were never going to end up (after all she made some stupid decisions during sex, like starting the intercourse with some weird turn-offs and holding (and often runining) your orgasms.

And you felt she was never going to be able to give you a baby.

The relationship went sour over the months after she was telling you that she got pregnant, only to have yet another spontanious abortion. You loved her, but you felt it was the right time to let go, as this stunning, once higly sought-after 10/10 portugese instagram model was available on the market after getting ditched by this rich and powerful guy who went for a 16-year old somewhat weird looking blonde Norwegian instead.

However, you know this model had kids in all her previous marriages, and you use that benefit, hoping she also could give you some kids as well. But there is also this sneaky feeling that she’s maybe too old, she can behave like a bitch sometimes, and you fear that you are going to empty your pockets on her in order for her to give you what you want. You are unsure on if its worth it. But you choose to start to date her because of all the attention you are getting...
And that is were we are now.
Is this ending up in disaster or a guilty pleasure?
Click to expand...
You need professional help, buddy
 
Karl August said:
Having Pochettino was like having this romantic relationship with this attractive girl who would give you a climax orgasm now and then but you always felt you were never going to end up (after all she made some stupid decisions during sex, like starting the intercourse with some weird turn-offs and holding (and often runining) your orgasms.

And you felt she was never going to be able to give you a baby.

The relationship went sour over the months after she was telling you that she got pregnant, only to have yet another spontanious abortion. You loved her, but you felt it was the right time to let go, as this stunning, once higly sought-after 10/10 portugese instagram model was available on the market after getting ditched by this rich and powerful guy who went for a 16-year old somewhat weird looking blonde Norwegian instead.

However, you know this model had kids in all her previous marriages, and you use that benefit, hoping she also could give you some kids as well. But there is also this sneaky feeling that she’s maybe too old, she can behave like a bitch sometimes, and you fear that you are going to empty your pockets on her in order for her to give you what you want. You are unsure on if its worth it. But you choose to start to date her because of all the attention you are getting...
And that is were we are now.
Is this ending up in disaster or a guilty pleasure?
Click to expand...
Fuck me i thought I was weird
 
Karl August said:
Fantasy went a little crazy there I guess :gallashmm:
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I liken the Poch situation with wrestling a beautiful woman. She over powers you and sits on your face, and you really enjoy her sitting on your face, and feel at one with her butthole.

But eventually after too much wriggling and facesitting, she shits all over your face, and you no longer like it.


:adewtf:
 
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