January 2023 Transfer Thread. The Big One

[JimothyCF14]

There's a 91 page thread on Danjuma on grandoldteam hahahaha

Please tell me you're on there winding them up consoling them

 

[Perryman]

Also for the WC squad picked:

Luuk de Jong
Vincent Janssen
Wout Weghorst
Noa Fence Lang

Over Dan J, which is hardly reassuring...

Didn’t pick Botman from Newcastle either. Means nothing

 

[Herclueless]

Decent player. Strategically makes sense not to splash the cash for him immediately with Conte’s future in doubt.

22+ years, we have gotten good at strategically not splashing the cash...

 

[cretinousgoat]

are they gutted about it? their tears will at least nourish me

Fucking outraged haha

 

[kingdawson]

ok so where does he start then? ahead of Kulu?

I don't know how many times I have to say it before it sinks in, but we have players that start every week that need replacing and we are doing Loan deals for squad players.

This is exactly the kind of scattergun directionless business that has us where we are.

Did you learn nothing from Bergwijn, Gedson, Gil, Nkoudou, N'jie?

All virtually carbon copies of this signing

I already said it was scatter gun approach without planning but on this occasion it makes sense.

You're post actually makes little to no sense tbh. Firstly, no he would not start ahead of Kulu but there's a player on the other side that has been absolutely shit this season. Also, just because he might not Start that doesn't mean having a decent attacking option from the bench isn't valuable and a necessity.

The list of players you mentioned are random as fuck. I mean Gedson is a CM who had very little football experience...ditto the 2 French guys. Danjuma has a very decent goal return in La Liga AND the Champions league.

 

[JakeYIDDO]

Fabrizio Romano here we go confirmed

 

[tommyboyspurs]

exciting times ahead

 

[TomHotspur]

Didn’t pick Botman from Newcastle either. Means nothing

Tbf though, VVD, de Ligt, De Vrij, Timber, Ake, are all better than Botman and it’s understandable that he couldn’t get in.

 

[Distaste for scouse]

15 appearances in 2019/20 for Bournemouth.

Zero goals.

He will solve all of our problems I'm sure.

He ticks an important box for Levy though in that he's cheep like the budgie.

This club man.....

fuck me

 

[tommyboyspurs]

15 appearances in 2019/20 for Bournemouth.

Zero goals.

He will solve all of our problems I'm sure.

He ticks an important box for Levy though in that he's cheep like the budgie.

This club man.....

fuck me

patience is wearing thin

 

[The Mercurial No.10]

Villa were trying to buy him when we nipped in

We were offered him weeks ago AFAIK.

 

[Herclueless]

Fabrizio Romano here we go confirmed

I imagine Conte will be penning his new deal imminently then...

#backed

 

[kolyid]

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15 appearances in 2019/20 for Bournemouth.

Zero goals.

He will solve all of our problems I'm sure.

He ticks an important box for Levy though in that he's cheep like the budgie.

This club man.....

fuck me

He had 15 goals the following season and has like 20 goals for Villarreal including in the CL

 

[Herclueless]

Tbf though, VVD, de Ligt, De Vrij, Timber, Ake, are all better than Botman and it’s understandable that he couldn’t get in.

Yes but tbf Luuk de Jong, Steven Bergwijn, Wout Weghorst, Vincent Janssen and Clubber Lang are all better than Dan Joomer too...

 

[Richard Arlison]

Clearly caused UTD some ballache in the CL

 

[FOK]

Here we go…

 

[Perryman]

Tbf though, VVD, de Ligt, De Vrij, Timber, Ake, are all better than Botman and it’s understandable that he couldn’t get in.

Ake and De Ligt are debatable.

 

[Distaste for scouse]

Yes but tbf Luuk de Jong, Steven Bergwijn, Wout Weghorst, Vincent Janssen and Clubber Lang are all better than Dan Joomer too...

 

[Richard Arlison]

Wout Weghorst and Luuk DefuckingJong are not better than this guy. They were in the dutch squad for route 1 hoofs.
Maybe Gakpo and Depay are better than him but Depay has always been overrated imo.

 

[Leggo5]

During the negotiations for Richarlison, we were told that Bill Kenwright and Levy were friends. So, either that negotiation ruined their friendship in the Summer....or Levy values Danjuma enough to ruin their friendship here in January. Either way, I'm in for the drama.