Since there aren't as many bullshit rumours flying around as usual, I've decided to turn all ITK and make up one of my own
This morning I was in Aldi and I saw none other than ex-Woolwich and Middlesbrough striker Jeremie Aliadiere. He was looking at the frozen fish and I went up to him and spoke to him for about an hour. He said that he is definitely signing for Spurs from Lorient for £13 million and Fryers, but the deal hadn't gone through, so they couldn't announce anything. Unfortunately, both our phones were out of battery, and there was no one else in the shop, so we couldn't take a picture. Jeremie, or Jer as I now call him because we're best buds, also told me he loves 'Sex in the City' and the colour green
This morning I was in Aldi and I saw none other than ex-Woolwich and Middlesbrough striker Jeremie Aliadiere. He was looking at the frozen fish and I went up to him and spoke to him for about an hour. He said that he is definitely signing for Spurs from Lorient for £13 million and Fryers, but the deal hadn't gone through, so they couldn't announce anything. Unfortunately, both our phones were out of battery, and there was no one else in the shop, so we couldn't take a picture. Jeremie, or Jer as I now call him because we're best buds, also told me he loves 'Sex in the City' and the colour green