If I could be Levy for a day I would pay off the remainder of Bongani Khumalo's contract and get him the fuck off of our books.
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Give an interview?
From a financial point of view - that would be the same as letting him run his contract out
Take a shit.
Pick said shit up.
Place said shit in my mouth.
Chew.
Pick said shit up.
Place said shit in my mouth.
Chew.
Yup. All for the better.
Hire a crack team ... an "A" Team if you will ... and take out all the gooner loving journalists.
I'd just look in the mirror & ask why....
I'd suck my own phallus & wave it at the fans afterwards. :kaboul:
"Did someone mention free?"
Lost it with "compensation all about."
Give me a job?
I'd go on some deluded up-itself 'Spurs' messageboard filled with people who claim to be ITK and call them out one by one, ending their ITK 'careers' for good. However this would be difficult while using my laptop, as my lap would be otherwise engaged for 90% of the day by various ladies performing unspeakable acts upon 'little Levy' in such establishments as the Rainbow Sports Bar in Shoreditch.
I'd do a big shit, wrap it in newspaper, place it by Wenger's front door, proceed to set it alight and ring the doorbell before hiding behind some bushes to watch what happened next.