Basically, everything I care about - other than Spurs - is at risk. I would have no control over my reaction or my ongoing behaviour for a period of time. That puts my job and my family in jeopardy. I may simply get a tattoo and just wind up a few people a bit too much. But I don't think I have the self control. It's likely to be drunken, ridiculous and damaging. But bring it on. I want to feel it. I want to live it. Tottenham Hotspur is more me than anything else I have known in my life. If we do this, it is going to be truly unreal. COYS.