One of my early 'Start a new Song' efforts a few years ago... to the Superman Theme:
"TOM, TOM-TOM-TOM-TOMMMM, TOM, TOM, TOM...
TOM, TOM-TOM-TOM-TOMMMM... HUDDLE-STONE!"
Sadly, will never catch on now, due to Super-Jan!
I loved this one. Heard it in the Park Lane a few times. Even funnier if you can get the intro bit in:
Tom-tom-tom. tom-tom-tom-tom-tom-tom. tom-tom-tom-tom-tom-tom-tom-tom-tom...
Funny story. Saw Tommy H in a London club one time. It was early so there weren't that many other people around and I decided to go up and say hi. I asked him if he'd heard the superman song we sing about him. He said no. I offered to sing it to him. I did. He looked completely non-plussed.
TO be fair, I was pretty drunk and the music was quite loud, so would have just sounded like me shouting his name at him loudly to no particular tune. :hudd: