I am looking at Juan Mata

[Mr Pine]

He is here. At my place of work. He is giving autographs. What can i do to convience him not play again this season?

 

[Schoolboy'sOwnStuff]

Are his knees exposed or vulnerable?

 

[Kris]

He's probably the Chelsea player I hate the least. Just a gentle stamp on the ankle.

 

[Thelonious]

tread on his foot hard when shaking his hand

 

[Mr Pine]

I work for suit company...... i don't think a coat hanger will do much damage.

Maybe Aguero has some ideas...... :balelol:

 

[WilsonJet]

He's probably the Chelsea player I hate the least. Just a gentle stamp on the ankle.

I've had the same conversation with Phil. Mata doesn't seem like he belongs with the scum.

So maybe a direct assault isn't in order, but rather an unfortunate "accident".

 

[Park Lane James]

Shake his hand with your fella hanging out of your trousers

 

[ArcspacE]

Get an autograph - he's a top player and comes across as a nice bloke in those PL TV interviews

 

[Schoolboy'sOwnStuff]

Get an autograph - he's a top player and comes across as a nice bloke in those PL TV interviews

Booooooo!

 

[Thelonious]

his performance against us was easily the best I've seen all season, we couldn't get near him.

 

[Schoolboy'sOwnStuff]

his performance against us was easily the best I've seen all season, we couldn't get near him.

Boooooo!

 

[Kris]

Sneeze on him

 

[Flannerz]

Smash his kneecaps in. He come across as a really good bloke and is the only likeable player in the Chelscum team. However, he raped us at the Lane earlier in the season and he needs to be taken out for the rest of the season!

 

[Mr Pine]

I would just like to add that no matter how nicely he asks he is not having my autograph

 

[Nevill_H]

He's their best player by a country mile, carried them a lot of this season and last. Can't really dislike him- probably because of his tendencies to look like AVB.

He's a bit like Modric in the fact he's undervalued- easily in my best 5 premier league players.

 

[Park Lane James]

Get AIDS and shag him

 

[WilsonJet]

And if you need AIDS - just ask BushHillSpurs . He can point you in the right direction.

 

[jimmyriggle]

maybe go for the sympathy vote and just cry uncontrollably at the fact Chelsea won the CL last year and stopped us getting into it.

He may take pity on you?

 

[Habanero]

Knee in the bollocks. He'll understand.

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Ask him why his accent sounds somewhat Irish sometimes.