Gareth Bale

[Bazali]

For a long time now, when we win freekicks, Im almost sure nothing much is going to happen. But now we have a world class freekick taker. Tanguy winning freekicks near opposite box will now be an genuine chance to score from.

Bale used to win a few too so we’ll get the ‘diver’ accusations again

I’m sure Jose will teach him how to dive properly and he will be a clever cunt now

 

[SpurFromOz]

Bale used to win a few too so we’ll get the ‘diver’ accusations again

I’m sure Jose will teach him how to dive properly and he will be a clever cunt now

We are overdue a few matey.

 

[mummy]

...At this rate I may actually take up golf rather than come on here to waste hours of my time.

Coming on here/Playing golf - not much difference, I'd say.

 

[BernardMatthews]

Coming on here/Playing golf - not much difference, I'd say.

Coming on here I don’t launch golf clubs into lakes is the main difference

 

[mummy]

Coming on here I don’t launch golf clubs into lakes is the main difference

Oooer - I'd have though you would have put me on ignore?

 

[Airfixx]

Coming on here I don’t launch golf clubs into lakes is the main difference

....not literally at least.

 

[BernardMatthews]

Oooer - I'd have though you would have put me on ignore?

Have you been making golf jokes???? FFS

 

[BernardMatthews]

How many pages of golf jokes are there?????

 

[BernardMatthews]

I’m not ignoring this thread. Fuck all of you!!!

 

[mummy]

Have you been making golf jokes???? FFS

I'd post some links, but I can't be bothered.

 

[Super Jan Fan]

I’m not onboard with this lower your expectations stuff, I genuinely think Bale will blow this league away. His technical ability is insane. He will be aiming to win player of the year and I wouldn't bet against him doing it.

 

[Steed_Train]

......

If his pace is not what it used to be he is still head and shoulders above people like Bergwijn and Moura.

Not everyone.....

 

[Andersen]

So excited to see Gareth play again.

 

[Marcus Agrippa]

What is the definition of 2 footed?

My definition is scoring outside the box against a top team on your weak foot.



Tick

Yeah but he's no Mason Greenwood

 

[mummy]

Admin
Had a few spare minutes. Use these emojis if they're any good to you.

 

[iz futbal]

Bale used to win a few too so we’ll get the ‘diver’ accusations again

I’m sure Jose will teach him how to dive properly and he will be a clever cunt now

#TeamCleverCunt
#BringItOnBitches

 

[Pzabbythethird]

Two footed means almost if not perfectly equally talented with both feet. Ronaldo is famous for being ambidextrous. Son is arguably ambidextrous, and surely two footed.

Bale's right foot has gotten much better over the years. But let's not pretend his right foot is anywhere near that magnificent left foot.

 

[Totti]

Two footed means almost if not perfectly equally talented with both feet. Ronaldo is famous for being ambidextrous. Son is arguably ambidextrous, and surely two footed.

Bale's right foot has gotten much better over the years. But let's not pretend his right foot is anywhere near that magnificent left foot.

He scored some lovely goals with his right foot for Spurs. Against Chelsea, Utd and Woolwich too.

Its just one of those weird things in football. A left footer scoring with his right foot looks weird in the same way seeing a left footer take a penalty seems odd too.

But a right footer scoring with his left foot doesn't look AS weird.

Aesthetics man.

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

 

[Fattynomates]

How many pages of golf jokes are there?????

They do go a Fairway to contributing towards the last 10 or so pages!