7.30am - Alarm goes off
7.45am - Daniel has a shit
8.00am - Daniel gets up, has a shower and a shave
8.15am - Shouts at his wife for leaving excrement in the bed
8.30am - Has breakfast
8.45am - Leaves for work
9.00am - Mounts the curb in order he can run over a puppy in his new Bentley
9.30am - Arrives at work
9.45am - Hits his pregnant p.a. in the face for forgetting to call him Sir
10.00am - Buys a £1m worth of shares
10.30am - Sells his purchased shares for £1.5m
11.00am - Pops out of the office to buy a new Armani suit.
11.30 - am - Stamps on a kitten
11.45 - am - Gives a Salvation Army collector 20p, only to be enraged when she refuses to give
him change
12.00pm - Kicks his p.a. in the stomach for making a spelling mistake
12.30pm - Goes to lunch
4.00pm - Returns from lunch
4.30pm - Pokes p.a. in the eye for forgetting to put sugar in his tea
4.45pm - Turns on computer and replies to a few aggressive emails from disappointed
supporters
5.00pm - Packs up and goes home
5.30pm - Screams at wife for the disgusting smell coming from upstairs
6.00pm - Turns on BBCi player and watches neighbours
6.30pm - Has dinner
7.30pm - Coronation St
8.00pm - East Enders
8.30pm - Coronation St
9.00pm - Turns on The Apprentice in order he can shout obscenities at Alan Sugar
10.00pm - Coffee and bagels
10.30pm - Watches catchup T.V. and gets up to date with last weeks episode of Casualty
11.30pm - Rings AVB and asks him if the squad needs strengthening due to the 6 players he
sold during the transfer window
11.45pm - Rings around a few clubs to see if there are any last minute bargains
12.00pm - Releases a pre prepared statement informing the media he was unable to secure any
signatures because of time restraints.
12.15am - Goes to bed
SAME OLD SAME OLD SAME OLD
7.45am - Daniel has a shit
8.00am - Daniel gets up, has a shower and a shave
8.15am - Shouts at his wife for leaving excrement in the bed
8.30am - Has breakfast
8.45am - Leaves for work
9.00am - Mounts the curb in order he can run over a puppy in his new Bentley
9.30am - Arrives at work
9.45am - Hits his pregnant p.a. in the face for forgetting to call him Sir
10.00am - Buys a £1m worth of shares
10.30am - Sells his purchased shares for £1.5m
11.00am - Pops out of the office to buy a new Armani suit.
11.30 - am - Stamps on a kitten
11.45 - am - Gives a Salvation Army collector 20p, only to be enraged when she refuses to give
him change
12.00pm - Kicks his p.a. in the stomach for making a spelling mistake
12.30pm - Goes to lunch
4.00pm - Returns from lunch
4.30pm - Pokes p.a. in the eye for forgetting to put sugar in his tea
4.45pm - Turns on computer and replies to a few aggressive emails from disappointed
supporters
5.00pm - Packs up and goes home
5.30pm - Screams at wife for the disgusting smell coming from upstairs
6.00pm - Turns on BBCi player and watches neighbours
6.30pm - Has dinner
7.30pm - Coronation St
8.00pm - East Enders
8.30pm - Coronation St
9.00pm - Turns on The Apprentice in order he can shout obscenities at Alan Sugar
10.00pm - Coffee and bagels
10.30pm - Watches catchup T.V. and gets up to date with last weeks episode of Casualty
11.30pm - Rings AVB and asks him if the squad needs strengthening due to the 6 players he
sold during the transfer window
11.45pm - Rings around a few clubs to see if there are any last minute bargains
12.00pm - Releases a pre prepared statement informing the media he was unable to secure any
signatures because of time restraints.
12.15am - Goes to bed
SAME OLD SAME OLD SAME OLD
