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Thanks Liverpool for making this whole bank holiday weekend even better.

Tuesdays after a 3-day weekend are usually a bit depressing, but the Liverpool fans in work really do deserve all the abuse they’re about to get. As much as I hate the word, there is genuine banter between most of the football fans at work. Even Gooners, Spammers, and unbelievably Chavs. Not the case with the Liverpool fans. Horribly arrogant and humourless when it comes to their team.

“Popping out to buy some burgers for lunch. Would you like a 3-1 with no Salad?”

“How are the stats for the projected overheads looking, Tim? Still on target?”

“John, there’s a client in the foyer who would like a coffee. Can you hand them a cup on a plate?”

“Chris, your keeper sucks, Klopp sucks, your fellow fans suck, your whole club sucks, and you suck. Fuck you Chris.”
 


Imagine being a professional football player and having a mentally challenged pornstar (believe me, all pornstars are mentally challenged) dedicate a whole Instagram post to you.

Liverpool.
 
Mrs Perryman said:
Seriously, have you got nothing better to do than posting on another team's forum.............if I live to be a hundred, I will never understand it.
After all the grief you and yours have dished out since the draw at your place, all I can say is Karma's a right bitch (a bit like me when anyone attacks my boys).
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61 years to go then!
:townhmm:
 
One of bloke that had his banner nicked said ‘ one of them pinned me down a robbed my banner. Didn’t take my wallet or mobile though, which was lucky.
In Liverpool they nick your wallet and phone and leave the banner.
 
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Jakob said:


Imagine being a professional football player and having a mentally challenged pornstar (believe me, all pornstars are mentally challenged) dedicate a whole Instagram post to you.

Liverpool.
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She mentions/messages pro athletes on social media so she can post the screenshots when they reply to her. She doesn't actually want to fuck him, she just wants publicity. She's been doing this to our football players for years, but our guys finally caught on so I guess she's moving on to europeans...

 
What would Liverpool supporters prefer:

Kane winning the World Cup for England with Henderson and Alexander-Arnold on the bench for the entire tournament.

Or

Salah scoring a hat trick to beat a Kane captained England squad in the knockouts.
 
BF3 said:
What would Liverpool supporters prefer:

Kane winning the World Cup for England with Henderson and Alexander-Arnold on the bench for the entire tournament.

Or

Salah scoring a hat trick to beat a Kane captained England squad in the knockouts.
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Scouse not English, remember?
:pocheyes:

Hilariously, I'd say last night did more to unite the Spurs, United, Chelsea, and Woolwich fanbases than anything I've ever seen before - including England in the world cup. So yeah, stay the fuck out of supporting England, Liverpool fans.

They don't deserve to cheer on Harry Kane.
:kaneshh:
 
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