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Hide it inside a big bag of heroin.
Top taking back control skills by the Dutch lads I'd say.It started at Spurs ...it's spreading everywhere now:
Brexit: UK driver has ham sandwiches confiscated at Dutch border
Dutch TV films officials confiscating ham sandwiches from UK drivers under new food import rules.www.bbc.co.uk
He wasn't even allowed to keep the bread. Damn Brexit.
#NoFaragistSarniesInOurEU
Cucumber is what I'd imagine Satan's testicles taste like.
Unless you're planning to eat said phone afterwards, your query has no place in this thread
I would just like to say that Cheese and Cucumber sarnies are disgusting, and that the OP deserved to have them confiscated just for that reason.
Corned beef sarnies all the fucking way!
Corned beef sarnies all the fucking way!
In light of Conte's recent actions, I've revisited the devastatingly painful moment in my personal history.
It transpires that the Evil Bastard Steward who stole my sarnie was in fact years ahead of his time and should be promoted to a position of nutritional responsibility within the club. Don't know his name, but after we'd got to our seats I managed to get a photo of the heartless cur...
It transpires that the Evil Bastard Steward who stole my sarnie was in fact years ahead of his time and should be promoted to a position of nutritional responsibility within the club. Don't know his name, but after we'd got to our seats I managed to get a photo of the heartless cur...
What kind of butter cuts there sandwiches into rectangles? It’s triangles or nothing !
Was telling my Mrs about this, she says try taking the crusts off.
This sandwich has cheered me up no endI took a cheese and cucumber sandwich to the first test event at the new stadium (Under 18's vs Southampton U18's) and it flew through security - no problem at all.
Today, I took an IDENTICAL cheese & cucumber sandwich to the West Ham game and it was CONFISCATED - chucked, without ceremony, into a wheelie bin.
I admit it was crap sliced white bread, but PLEASE, let's have some consistency.
To add insult to injury, I was allowed to take my 4 tomatoes through. If it's a safety issue, what would YOU rather throw - a cheese & cucumber sandwich or a tomato? If it's a food issue, how come tomatoes aren't food?
To be honest, there's plenty of room down my trousers for a baguette, so I might try it. Thanks for the idea. Could clingfilm it to my thigh.
Horizontal is the way to go, surely?But you cut it into rectangles like a crazy person.
Who cuts a sandwich from left to right?! The only socially acceptable ways are diagonal or top to bottom, and that is determined by the shape of the loaf. Wide loaves get cut top to bottom, standard loaves get cut diagonal. Everyone but sociopaths knows this.
Have to say this is the way I cut it too. I find if you cut it vertically the halves are too "narrow"
How do cheese and cucumbers go together at all?
Apologies - I didn't tell you the whole story. You're absolutely right - cheese & cucumber is not good, but mine had salad cream on it, which magically transforms it into something bloody lovely.
ffs I'm being forced to justify my choice of sandwich filling here. Alright ffs. Fucking Norpak on one of the slices of bread, salad cream on the other. Sliced cheese (fucking Aldi Extra Mature Fucking Cheddar in the purple fucking pack, £1.75 a pack, followed by 4 thick slices of fucking cucumber, then CUT FUCKING HORIZONTALLY).
AND I EMBOSSED IT WITH THE SPURS LOGO (on both slices of bread, so I could see the logo whichever way I ate it) BEFORE I STARTED TO MAKE THE SANDWICH.
Satisfied?
Sorry, I got a bit angry there.
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