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Aberdeenshire yid

Will we win anything......
Win % v chavs,goons & pikeys.....
Win % v Utd,citae & bin dippers....
Surprise player of the season....
Target for the boo-boys......(perhaps haven't signed him yet):levyeyes:
Outstanding result of the season....in't league or CL
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Who will be Tottenham manager for the 18/19 season...
 
Aberdeenshire yid said:
Will we win anything......
Win % v chavs,goons & pikeys.....
Win % v Utd,citae & bin dippers....
Surprise player of the season....
Target for the boo-boys......(perhaps haven't signed him yet):levyeyes:
Outstanding result of the season....in't league or CL
&
Who will be Tottenham manager for the 18/19 season...
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1. Yes
2. 66%
3. 100%
4. Not a surprise, but I think Winks will come on a bundle.
5. Son (unjustifiably)
6. Fuck knows
7. Pochettino (silly question)
 
Will we win anything......
Entirely depends on who are we signing this window


Win % v chavs,goons & pikeys.....
Again, it depends on who are we signing this window


Win % v Utd,citae & bin dippers....
See the above answer


Surprise player of the season....
That player of the season has to be signed first

Target for the boo-boys......(perhaps haven't signed him yet):levyeyes:
I guess any player who isn't fit to wear Tottenham Shirt


Outstanding result of the season....in't league or CL
With how active have we been in this window, top 10 will be an overachievement


Who will be Tottenham manager for the 18/19 season...
With the way how things are currently going, it wouldn't surprise me if Scott Parker will be caretaker by that time
 
MindBlown said:
Will we win anything......
Entirely depends on who are we signing this window
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Bullshit.

Win % v chavs,goons & pikeys.....
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Again, it depends on who are we signing this window
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Bullshit

Win % v Utd,citae & bin dippers....
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See the above answer
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Bullshit.


Surprise player of the season....
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That player of the season has to be signed first
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Bullshit.

Target for the boo-boys......(perhaps haven't signed him yet):levyeyes:
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I guess any player who isn't fit to wear Tottenham Shirt
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Can we include fans? I have a bullshitter in mind.


Outstanding result of the season....in't league or CL
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With how active have we been in this window, top 10 will be an overachievement
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Bullshit.

Who will be Tottenham manager for the 18/19 season...
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With the way how things are currently going, it wouldn't surprise me if Scott Parker will be caretaker by that time
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What absolute bullshit.

There's more bullshit in this post than the whole of Switzerland.
 
Aberdeenshire yid said:
Will we win anything......
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I think we may win a cup.
Win % v chavs,goons & pikeys.....
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100% Spam (hoping we've learned our lesson to remember it's their cup final). 50% chavs, 75% scum (one win one draw).
Win % v Utd,citae & bin dippers....
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United 75%, City 100%, Dippers 50%.
Surprise player of the season....
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Janssen.
Target for the boo-boys......(perhaps haven't signed him yet):levyeyes:
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Janssen.
[/quote]Outstanding result of the season....in't league or CL[/quote] Famous CL quarter final win.

Who will be Tottenham manager for the 18/19 season...
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Poch. Unless he has a falling out with Levy he's in it for the long term project and I would find it hard to believe he would not want to walk us into the NuLane.
 
I am a bit worried that our form against the other top 5 will take a drop.
Can't see our home form being anywhere near as good and our away form wasn't good against them either last season.
We didn't win one away match against the top 5 last season and lost 2.
Can't see most teams coming to play us at Wembley and being as apprehensive as they may have been coming to WHL. It will be a dream for someone players, like Gent.
It's like a neutral ground for both of us.
It's not as intimidating for them and it won't feel like we are at home. Players or fans.
Most teams go through a period of transition at new homes and this isn't even that.
Hope I am wrong but interim stadiums have historically had an effect on every other team, Brighton, Charlton, Woolwich, Coventry us in CL/EL
Then West Ham Southampton and Woolwich suffered losses in form in new homes compared to improved home form in the last season before the move. West Ham lost 3 home games 15/16 - same as us- and won one less than us at home.
It may be different for us.
Imo this is a very, very different season and if we do as well as last year, or better, then this team can be considered the real deal.
 
Will we win anything:
- I think we'll win a domestic cup. Whether that be the FA Cup, League Cup, EFL Trophy, I have no idea - would LOVE the FA Cup if given a choice out of the three and would be a perfect end to our only season at Wembley and a great way to enter the new season at a new stadium the following year.

Win percentage against Woolwich,Chelsea and West Ham:
- 66%

Win percentage against Man Utd, Man City and Liverpool:
- 33%

Surprise player of the season:
- Josh Onomah

Target for the boo-boys:
- Kieran Trippier

Outstanding result of the season:
- Beating Chelsea at Wembley.

Who will be the Tottenham manager in 2018/2019:
- Pochettino,
 
Bagelboy said:
I am a bit worried that our form against the other top 5 will take a drop.
Can't see our home form being anywhere near as good and our away form wasn't good against them either last season.
We didn't win one away match against the top 5 last season and lost 2.
Can't see most teams coming to play us at Wembley and being as apprehensive as they may have been coming to WHL. It will be a dream for someone players, like Gent.
It's like a neutral ground for both of us.
It's not as intimidating for them and it won't feel like we are at home. Players or fans.
Most teams go through a period of transition at new homes and this isn't even that.
Hope I am wrong but interim stadiums have historically had an effect on every other team, Brighton, Charlton, Woolwich, Coventry us in CL/EL
Then West Ham Southampton and Woolwich suffered losses in form in new homes compared to improved home form in the last season before the move. West Ham lost 3 home games 15/16 - same as us- and won one less than us at home.
It may be different for us.
Imo this is a very, very different season and if we do as well as last year, or better, then this team can be considered the real deal.
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Depends who you want to bench mark, Juve have lost only 4 home games since moving into their new stadium in 2011.
 
Will we win anything?

No we are fucking cursed

Win % v chavs,goons & Pikeys?

About 60%

Win % v Utd,citae & bin dippers?

30%

Surprise player of the season?

Kyle Walker-Peters

Target for the boo-boys?

Janssen unfortunatly

Outstanding result of the season....in't league or CL?

CL - got a feeling we will draw Real or Barca and do them

Who will be Tottenham manager for the 18/19 season?

Poch, think he will want to stay to take u into the new ground, after that it gets harder.
 
Guido said:
Won 100, drawn 17, lost 4. Might well be a few more games added to this that may have been missed off end of last season and not accounted for in the article I read.
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In the league, they've only lost 3 games at home too.

So that's 3 league losses at home in 6 years. (Moved in 2011)

Crazy !!
 
Aberdeenshire yid said:
Will we win anything......
Win % v chavs,goons & pikeys.....
Win % v Utd,citae & bin dippers....
Surprise player of the season....
Target for the boo-boys......(perhaps haven't signed him yet):levyeyes:
Outstanding result of the season....in't league or CL
&
Who will be Tottenham manager for the 18/19 season...
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Yes- the League Cup.
Win % Chelsea/Woolwich/West Ham - 50%
Win % Utd/City/Liverpool - 30%
Surprise player of the season - Eriksen will become world class.
Target for boo boys - Sissoko if he stays. If not, Lamela.
Result of the season -Winning at Stamford Bridge
Manager 18/19 - Sir Mauricio Pochettino.
 
Will we win anything......
Yes, the Champions League
Win % v chavs,goons & pikeys.....
67%
Win % v Utd,citae & bin dippers....
50%
Surprise player of the season....
Sissoko (you heard it here first)
Target for the boo-boys......(perhaps haven't signed him yet):levyeyes:
Lamela
Outstanding result of the season....in't league or CL
CL quarter-final - beating Chelsea away after drawing the first leg at home
&
Who will be Tottenham manager for the 18/19 season...
Poch
 
Aberdeenshire yid said:
Will we win anything......Yes
Win % v chavs,goons & pikeys.....50% (3 wins, 2 draws, 1 loss)
Win % v Utd,citae & bin dippers...50% (3 wins, 3 draws)
Surprise player of the season....Kieran Trippier
Target for the boo-boys......(perhaps haven't signed him yet):levyeyes:Kieran Trippier
Outstanding result of the season....in't league or CL...Smashing Chelsea at Wembley

Who will be Tottenham manager for the 18/19 season...David Moyes
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Will we win anything......
Yes. I am convinced we are going to win the title or the CL this season.

Win % v chavs,goons & pikeys.....
We'll take 4 points against the Chavs, 6 against Woolwich and 4 against West Ham.

Win % v Utd,citae & bin dippers....
3, 4, 6

Surprise player of the season....
Eriksen will win player of the year this season. I know him being good is not a surprise but I think he will surprise many by reaching new heights.
Target for the boo-boys......(perhaps haven't signed him yet):levyeyes:
Janssen, Son - the usual, basically. But not Lamela, he will be immense and leave no room for abuse to occur.

Outstanding result of the season....in't league or CL
Barcellona 2 - Spurs 4

Who will be Tottenham manager for the 18/19 season...
Poch
 
MindBlown said:

Who will be Tottenham manager for the 18/19 season...
With the way how things are currently going, it wouldn't surprise me if Scott Parker will be caretaker by that time
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I'm sorry that's it, you've pushed it too far now and ousted yourself.

Troll Cunt on a wind up.
 
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