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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Imagine if you started a new job, your dream job. You turn up on your first day, dead excited - fuck me the receptionist is staggeringly fit! Then you get shown to your desk and there, sat opposite you is that utter fuckwit. He's detailing to the someone who is busy writing their suicide note, how Cech is 'worth X number of points' or some other bollocks.
You'd hand in your notice, surely.
Just staple a cock to his head.
It's how they seperate Chelsea and Woolwich fansSo that he'll have two cock on his head?
SchmoodSpur said:
Or do time?Imagine if you started a new job, your dream job. You turn up on your first day, dead excited - fuck me the receptionist is staggeringly fit! Then you get shown to your desk and there, sat opposite you is that utter fuckwit. He's detailing to the someone who is busy writing their suicide note, how Cech is 'worth X number of points' or some other bollocks.
You'd hand in your notice, surely.
Reading through this since my last post makes me remember something I said to Joe Clash (don't know how to tag). Every club has morons, even Leicester! Tottenham have got Joe Clash and we have got Baby Blue.
Can't wait to hear his unbiased reasonings on the match! Thank fook he doesn't work for BBC!!
The dark lord Smith: No, Jamie… I am your father!
Jamie: No. It can’t be. That’s not true. That’s impossible!
Smith: Search your feelings Jamie… you know them
to be true.
Jamie: NOOoooooooooo!
You forgot the bit where Smith cuts Jamie's hand off and he's out for the rest of the season.
The dark lord Smith: No, Jamie… I am your father!
Jamie: No. It can’t be. That’s not true. That’s impossible!
Smith: Search your feelings Jamie… you know them
to be true.
Jamie: NOOoooooooooo!
I'm jealous in a retro way!!!See you on the special boys. Choo choo.