Everton [H] Sat 23 Dec, 3pm... oooooooh

[Kane's left]

if johnson had a lot more testosterone he might be half decent but hes too much of a pansy.

Let's get him booked into a TRT clinic on Monday mate. No point faffing about, he's got the talent but just needs a few more hairs on his chest!!!

 

[FOK]

Lo Celso for Sarr I'm guessing

 

[Deleted member 15314]

Just waiting for the third goal alert on the phone. Why is it so hard for us to score more than 2?

 

[Richard Arlison]

Bring GLC and Gil

 

[ILSpur]

Commentators are dying for Everton to pull out a result.

 

[Distaste for scouse]

clock isn't moving at all

 

[Starks]

We're missing our three of first four choice central midfielders and three of our starting back four

A cleansheet here would be a Christmas miracle.

 

[daveyboy88]

im burning calories watching sarr run about

 

[Melspurnian]

Angeball looking like Conteball because of these average players.

Have to, have to get reinforcements soon.

Tbf not sure even city would cope with the amount of players we have out. I've almost forgotten about Solomon and Perisic, and there are 6 other guys now on top of those two who I'd have as borderline if not definitely starting 11 quality missing from this current squad. At some point the depth runs out

 

[meaningless-friendly]

Son looks shagged, maybe get veliz on and give him a go.

 

[Murphy]

If that bald cunt can't see where we need to strengthen in a couple of weeks time then Ange needs to walk.

Six months into a project, which is mostly going well and ahead of where we all expected to be and he should just fuck off?

 

[glacierSpurs]

These fucking Everton players keep stamping on us.

 

[White Van Jan]

Tiki taka with this MF and defence

 

[sudoku]

GLC for Sarr.

 

[ThePreacher]

Son's had a shocker today. Johnson offers nothing whatsoever. Lots of clogger footy in the middle of the pitch. Still lots of transition work to do over the next few windows. Need more technical ability in several positions.

'Son's had a shocker today'

Get a grip man.

FFS.

 

[Pedders81]

Hopefully Lo Celso for Skipp… can’t be Sarr as we need his engine

 

[koko619]

Dear Santa,
I've been a good boy this year.
1. Please can you bring Micky, Madders and Rodrigo back from injury SOON and keep them fit for the next 10 years.
2. Please can I have some valium (for match day only use I swear).
Cheers.
M

 

[daveyboy88]

Lo Celso for Sarr I'm guessing

we need sarrs legs

 

[peter merison]

Dyche - But ref, its the 1970's.. right?
Ref- Err, no Sean, you fucking human beetroot

 

[Mick Cooper]

you know he got 2 assists today right?

You're giving him an assist for a piss poor shot that was palmed out by Pickford?
Reaching much?