Have we signed a Bastoni alternative yet?

[VirginiaSpur]

There is a special place in hell reserved for these 'Have we signed' threads

It reminds me of one of my favorite YouTube videos of all time, the "Welcome to A rsenal Jan Vertonghen" highlight reel that was still up for about a year after we signed him.

 

[Eli]

Was only trying to help, fuck of back to the new kit thread…

 

[Herclueless]

Bastoni hasn't raced out of his boyhood club by 6th June to sign for Spurs, declare his undying love of Daniel Levy, a childhood idolisation of Nicola Berti and a willingness to die for the chicken badge...

Spurs fans on the internet:

"He fucking hates us, the bastard, it's no use, time to move on, why are we pissing about with this guy when he CLEARLY DESPISES US!?!??!"

 

[cretinousgoat]

Bastoni hasn't raced out of his boyhood club by 6th June to sign for Spurs, declare his undying love of Daniel Levy, a childhood idolisation of Nicola Berti and a willingness to die for the chicken badge...

Spurs fans on the internet:

"He fucking hates us, the bastard, it's no use, time to move on, why are we pissing about with this guy when he CLEARLY DESPISES US!?!??!"

I know right, how dare he not immediately rush to kiss tottenham arse due to being happy and settled.

I think he comes, and I think he'll be an excellent, professional signing.

Don't forget Conte has worked with him before...he would know if he was Ndombele mark 2.

 

[SausageVince]

Kiss the chicken, Basto

 

[Confusius]

"Me no like chicken badge"

 

[Shadydan]

Bastoni hasn't raced out of his boyhood club by 6th June to sign for Spurs, declare his undying love of Daniel Levy, a childhood idolisation of Nicola Berti and a willingness to die for the chicken badge...

Spurs fans on the internet:

"He fucking hates us, the bastard, it's no use, time to move on, why are we pissing about with this guy when he CLEARLY DESPISES US!?!??!"

You forgot...he could be another Ndombele, stay away...

 

[MemphisWill]

You forgot...he could be another Ndombele, stay away...

Players who could be another Ndombele:

Literally everyone, excluding Ndombele of course. Transfers are never guaranteed.

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Players who could be another Ndombele:

Literally everyone, excluding Ndombele of course. Transfers are never guaranteed.

Oh fuck, we should immediately stop all signings then.

 

[Shadydan]

Players who could be another Ndombele:

Literally everyone, excluding Ndombele of course. Transfers are never guaranteed.

Players who could be another Modric or Son or Dembele or anyone who was a success at Spurs

Same energy...Literally everyone

 

[Gmspurs]

ANNOUNCE BASTONI!

 

[MemphisWill]

ANNOUNCE BASTONI!

I'm sure they will, now that you've posted it in this manner.

:contelol:

 

[Oracle]

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

 

[cretinousgoat]

I’m choosing to believe this

 

[Oracle]

Argentinean Thunder Bastard
English/Portuguese Thunder Bastard
Italian Thunder Bastard

All managed by the final boss Thunderbastard himself.

Some back three.

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

I’m choosing to believe this

Jude is a good guy a yid too!

 

[Deleted member 15314]

Kiss the chicken, Basto

That's more of a man u thing. We just like to admire the cock - standing proud, with its head erect above our stadium - from a distance.

 

[kingdawson]

 

[Pól]

If we get bastoni and hakimi we could actually win the league