Gareth Bale

[Rocket]

You're Dele, aren't you? Can I have your autograph?

Probably Dele’s brother.

 

[mummy]

Probably Dele’s brother.

Then he should stop typing like Dele.

 

[Hotspurpaul]

Eagle.

 

[Totti]

He's either going to be a different animal and really perform like peak Bale or he's going to break down and get injured on his debut.

If we get the first. We will win something this season.

 

[Wellsey]

If I see any I’ll be sure to flag it up.

Any Links?

 

[matspur]

Any Links?

It’s getting boring now. Will you all just shut your holes

 

[Rocket]

No. Everyone seems to be talking only about Gareth and the club. House rules are being strictly adhered to mate.

 

[Zest]

All these Golf puns are turning into a real Albatross around this threads neck.

 

[matspur]

All these Golf puns are turning into a real Albatross around this threads neck.

I agree. I am off to make my self a sandwedge

 

[iz futbal]

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Fuck sake.
Enough already.

Why so angry, like a tiger in the woods

 

[Wellsey]

I agree. I am off to make my self a sandwedge

And a cup of tee?

 

[yes]

No.1 forum by a landslide.

Gareth Bale puns all day?! Sign me up! You’ll be hard pressed to find this calibre of banter over at Spurs Community.

Adolf would have shut it down immediately.

 

[stevee]

No.1 forum by a landslide.

Gareth Bale puns all day?! Sign me up! You’ll be hard pressed to find this calibre of banter over at Spurs Community.

Adolf would have shut it down immediately.

From his Bunker ?

 

[matspur]

And a cup of tee?

I’ve run out of sugar though but I am quite Seve so I will use some Lyle’s Golden Syrup

 

[mummy]

From his Bunker ?

Oh how I wish I could give that fore hahas. Best one by a mile.

 

[Hotspurpaul]

We're the only club Gareth's interested in these days guys.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE STOP IT!!!!!
Worse than all the cheese and tree puns we've been subjected to :mourfacepalm:

Mind you, some of them made me LOL.

 

[BriPelli]

It deeply bothers me that Bale is not following any of our players on social media.

 

[Wellsey]

No.1 forum by a landslide.

Gareth Bale puns all day?! Sign me up! You’ll be hard pressed to find this calibre of banter over at Spurs Community.

Adolf would have shut it down immediately.

We should go a fairway on our humour alone?

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

From his Bunker ?

Thread win