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Niko with his beautiful Croat eyes and shy smile will always make me moist
:niko:
:niko:
This thread is now an appreciation of DIMITAR FREAKIN' BERBATOV.
But then again...
Eh, nah.
But then again...
Eh, nah.
No but seriously
Carlo Cudicini. He was good-looking.
Yeah, Hugo Lloris is pretty hot, probably the best-looking current member of the squad if you don't count AVB, but his brow creeps me out a bit (sometimes brows creep me out). Lloris, AVB, and [non-Spur, but hot nonetheless] Xabi Alonso are all quite handsome in the exact same way. There's also something quite endearing about dark-haired men with incongruously gingerish beards.
Don't fancy Niko much - looks a bit too much like a grown-up member of Wand Erection.
Ledley is alright.
Friends fancied Bentley but I always reckoned he spent more time and money on his hair than I do on mine.
Vedran Corluka COULD scrub up quite nicely, but usually he didn't, leaving him with the same unfortunate simian characteristics that hold back Gareth Bale. But when properly groomed, he had a lot going for him.
Is it just me, or did Simon Davies look like a Welsh Berbatov? When he was younger he was alright.
Crouchy has fantastic legs.
Carlo Cudicini. He was good-looking.
Yeah, Hugo Lloris is pretty hot, probably the best-looking current member of the squad if you don't count AVB, but his brow creeps me out a bit (sometimes brows creep me out). Lloris, AVB, and [non-Spur, but hot nonetheless] Xabi Alonso are all quite handsome in the exact same way. There's also something quite endearing about dark-haired men with incongruously gingerish beards.
Don't fancy Niko much - looks a bit too much like a grown-up member of Wand Erection.
Ledley is alright.
Friends fancied Bentley but I always reckoned he spent more time and money on his hair than I do on mine.
Vedran Corluka COULD scrub up quite nicely, but usually he didn't, leaving him with the same unfortunate simian characteristics that hold back Gareth Bale. But when properly groomed, he had a lot going for him.
Is it just me, or did Simon Davies look like a Welsh Berbatov? When he was younger he was alright.
Crouchy has fantastic legs.
So, in Berba's mind, he wouldn't have tried out for the role of Bond villian, but, rather, for Bond himself. Though I do think that an American-born Bond is still decades away…
me too.. all the way
Never understood the Ginola lust (off the pitch at least). Dude looked a bit like a Fabio understudy back in the day.
...Also, I found out today that "David Ginola" is an anagram of "Vagina Dildo" and now I can't stop laughing and everything is starting to hurt a bit.
...Also, I found out today that "David Ginola" is an anagram of "Vagina Dildo" and now I can't stop laughing and everything is starting to hurt a bit.
Currently, my man crushes are:
Lloris
Vertonghen
Parker
Holtby
Pritchard
Lloris
Vertonghen
Parker
Holtby
Pritchard
I think you've made a mistake. That is definitely Andy Garcia.Berba!
I forgot to mention Vertonghen's Belgian buns.
I just wanted to use "Belgian buns."
There aren't too many Belgian men about.
I just wanted to use "Belgian buns."
There aren't too many Belgian men about.
As a Jew, I can 100% confirm that Belgium is indeed our fault. We did Belgium.
Vertonghen has a great body, in like a totally straight way..
I normally maintain a very wide berth from ethnic slurs, but this pic was just too good.