This is very good - I'll be singing it - but the correct lyrics are "YOU know what you are." (it should be a precise quotation of Poch's astute analysis of the little cuuuunt).
Freaky coincidence time.... I read your post, having just come out of the toilet, where I was taking the essential early morning crap and singing (to the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown) "You know what you are." It's a sign. It must be.
Actually, could the last line be changed to, "You're not V. A. R."?....
You know what you are.....
You know what you aaarre.....
Mike Dean (cunt)
You're not V. A. R.
...or is that too fussy?