Summer 2019 transfer thread

[Park Lane Mark Twain]

Sausage, I've never seen anyone in Mexico shit out a window the way I saw someone do in a block of flats in Cessnock.

He was gardening mate

 

[Reidy]

He was gardening mate

He was on the third floor!!

 

[Spaniel]

I think a general understanding is required, but he doesn’t need to know the ins and outs.

I’m guessing that the Chief Executive of your hospital would make a pretty poor cardiothoracic surgeon, right?

Your right there. I wouldn't trust him to squeeze a pimple. And he's an infamous miser. It's not even his money. Seriously though, if I were Poch, I'd definitely want my banker to have a really good understanding of my business. I hope Levy knows more than he appears to.

 

[pleb]

lion

@epllion
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52m

BREAKING: ERIKSEN SIGNED A NEW 3 YEAR DEAL WITH RELEASE CLAUSE

 

[VirginiaSpur]

No wonder Eriksen wants to leave. llorente was paid more than him. 25% more than him, no less.

Maybe he should have signed a new contract, then.

 

[kingdawson]

lion
@epllion
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52m

BREAKING: ERIKSEN SIGNED A NEW 3 YEAR DEAL WITH RELEASE CLAUSE

Ain't this the trolling itk cunt?

 

[Larry David]

It's fucking Mexico. I would rather play in shite MLS and lived in some great city than fucking Mexico.

Mexico is one of the best countries I’ve ever been to

 

[pleb]

Ain't this the trolling itk cunt?

Been looking in mirror, who is the bigger cunt!

 

[kingdawson]

Been looking in mirror, who is the bigger cunt!

In order
A geezer that goes by the name 'pleb'>>>Lion>>>me

All imo of course.

 

[Spaniel]

Betis, just sign the Fekir.

See what I did there?

M.P. fan are you.?

 

[ThePreacher]

From Prem league to Mexican league.

Kudos to him for biting the bullet and going somewhere he’ll play.

Hopefully he can get his career back on track

Amazed that another PL / Championship side haven't taken him to be honest.

 

[Spaniel]

What's happening with his brother?

 

[ThePreacher]

I remember most of them, but then a again I'm an old cunt.

I agree wholeheartedly...

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

What's happening with his brother?

Being loaned back to Fulham for the season according to the self proclaimed 'ITK's.

 

[SausageVince]

Sausage, I've never seen anyone in Mexico shit out a window the way I saw someone do in a block of flats in Cessnock.

My point exactly. The Mexicans no doubt missed the fucken gutter.
I'm sorry ye had to see that, ya delicate wee hoor

 

[SausageVince]

I’ve never heard this before. Are you talking from experience Vince?

No. I've never been there. But I am well read.

 

[Spaniel]

And that's why this lad is going to be a top player for us. Not only does he have the talent, but is willing to apply himself and focus on his football.

Didn't apply himself much on his honeymoon

 

[SausageVince]

Maybe he should have signed a new contract, then.

You have now stated that you side with Llorente in favour of Eriksen. Luckily you had no credibility left to lose.

 

[ThePreacher]

48 hours

 

[SausageVince]

Didn't apply himself much on his honeymoon

I'm not sure we sure allow our players to marry. Their focus must be on the club. Marriage weakens the athlete. Most studies show this. Policy rethink required. Maybe after Brexit this will be possible