New Stadium

[Guido 🇺🇦]

What's with the porno soundtrack, Guido 🇺🇦 ? I mean, I know it's sexy but that is taking the mick...

Things have moved on from Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy fella. Time to ditch the beta max video cassettes.

 

[Joe Clash]

I used to work with a bloke called Canton ‘Spider Fingers’ Anguish. Also my friend Geraldine’s mother is called Doris Norris. I never met Mr Norris, but he must have been a helluva handsome bastard.

 

[Rocket]

I never met Mr Norris, but he must have been a helluva handsome bastard.

Assume he was called Maurice?

 

[Joe Clash]

Assume he was called Maurice?

Nah, James. Sorry.

 

[Totti]

Could be worse.

 

[Joe Clash]

Could be worse.

Can’t be real - surely?

 

[Totti]

Can’t be real - surely?

100% real.

Tuna Kunt (@tunaknt) on Twitter

There's her Twitter.

 

[Joe Clash]

There was a New Zealand cricketer called Bob Cunis and John Arlott famously said, ‘Ah Cunis, not one thing or the other’.


Sorry Mrs Perryman

 

[WookieD]

I have just changed my name to Don Keebles.

We could be cousins. My gaming persona used to be Dan Gliebles

 

[asterdroid]

Has anybody meet Wayne Kerr, he's the family butler to the Bate family.
He knows them as Mr, Mrs, Miss, and young Master Bate.

 

[ArtyB]

Could be worse.

Smells a bit fishy to me...

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Has anybody meet Wayne Kerr, he's the family butler to the Bate family.
He knows them as Mr, Mrs, Miss, and young Master Bate.

I hear that young Master Bate is a handy-man by trade. Also, on the weekend he's a talent with his fists, and a very talented massage artist.

The boy has a bright, climactic future, but I regret to anticipate that he's bound to the life of a bachelor.

 

[SchmoodSpur]

A Chinese student who did the same course as my mate at uni was called Cun-ting Wang.

 

[Habanero]

100% real.

Tuna Kunt (@tunaknt) on Twitter

There's her Twitter.

Should be Twatter surely.

 

[Habanero]

I was at school with someone called Martin Fice. It wasn’t funny at all until the playground Spoonerisms.

Years later I worked with someone called Richard Sard. That too wasn’t funny until someone pointed out that Richard is sometimes shortened to Dick.

 

[r-u-s-x]

 

[LLB Part Deux]

Anyone who's worked for one of the large mobile networks in the project world might have had the joy of having Seemah Bhutt dial into meetings.

Always got a giggle.

Probably needs a funny names we've encountered thread

Ah, looks like we're doing this.

Telecoms must be rife with it - I used to have a contact called Dick Stanke over at one of the US firms. Not Richard, oh no, he wanted to be called Dick.

Also, this guy:

Barry Bumgardner // Nelson Bumgardner Albritton

 

[Blanchflower]

What's the point of a "familiarization event"? Aren't the test events to help test all those things (ticketing, security, crowd flow, concessions, etc..)?

Although I can't imagine they would do this unless they are close. Then again, the August announcement was handled...poorly.

So the staff don't fuck up on the test event and fail it?

 

[Silverback]

I went to school with an unfortunate lad named Michael Hunt.

Luckily, kids are notoriously very kind.

A few years ago I had an appointment with a Michael Hunt. I couldn't believe my ears when the female receptionist announced over the tannoy "visitor for Mike Hunt" - couldn't keep a straight face and it was a very short meeting !!

 

[Blanchflower]

A friend's aunt is called Gay Pride