Your Worst Nightmare

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Worst Nightmare's

  • Getting forced to share the Emirates with Arse for a season.

    Votes: 10 7.9%
  • Harry Kane join's the Arse and we buy Andy Carrol as replacement.

    Votes: 42 33.3%
  • Arse win triple including Champion's League and rub our noses in it.

    Votes: 27 21.4%
  • We go back to mid table averageness for the next decade.

    Votes: 27 21.4%
  • Levy goes back to being a dick and fires Poch after he gets us forth place and hires Allardyce

    Votes: 2 1.6%
  • West Ham take over us making us basically the number 4 London Team (Southstand Billy's worst nightma

    Votes: 18 14.3%

  • Total voters
    126
*We go back to mid table averageness for the next decade.

Not because I couldn't handle it, but I couldn't handle Greavsie saying I told you so. That really is the stuff of nightmares.

Just think of the meltdowns if we finish 12th next season.
 
Can't we just make the best of a bad situation?
P*ss*ng over the toilet seats
Childish graffiti on the toilet walls.
Breaking things
THFC rule London written everywhere .
I think you're on to something here
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I hate the idea of them winning anything, heck I still get the willies when I remember when they won the League at our place in 1971, it would be infinitely worse if they won the CL, I would probably go into hibernation.
 
I'm in the middle of my worst nightmare but your, well I thought I was, but your comment about Spam has bought me out in a cold sweat.. Yep definitely worst nightmare that..
If that came to pass...I would forgo my protestant faith and join a silent order of catholic monks....Only then could I guarantee not one of the mouthy wrong side of the river lee inbreds would be able to waffle on about it.
 
By mid-table mediocrity I take it you mean finishing 7th-14th rather than finishing 5-7th for ten years? Because I think 5th-7th is where we'll be, at best, for the next ten years. We might finish top four once in that time but I very much doubt it will be any more than that. I'm okay with that, though. We can't compete financially with the other clubs at the moment and that will only get worse once we have to pay off the new ground. And you can write off the season we will be playing at MK, in terms of a top four chase.

Anyhow, I voted for the West Ham option. Because if West Ham finish above us you can pretty much guarantee we are mid-table mediocrity anyway, as well as having to deal with them finishing above us. Plus we would never hear the end of it. It would be utterly horrible.
 
Waiting how many more years for our fancy new stadium, then getting taken over by some cunt who thinks red will bring us luck, asking the pedo to come out of retirement to manage us, whilst changing our name to tottenham tigers, with gangnam style blasting out everytime we score a goal........... I'll stop now :-(
 
Them winning the CL (or winning it before us...lol) would be hideous.
They're never going to NOT win it... it will happen at some point once Real/Barca get bored of winning it, and Bayern go through their inevitable cyclical spontaneous combustion...
we on the other hand will have to change our name to the U.S LONDON HOTSPURS before we can genrate the type of cash that could be reinvested to even THINK about competing in it regularly, let alone win the thing!

We could have some dark days ahead of us if they start to genuinely compete for the CL... but the relocation to San Antonio for the franchise link up with 'The Spurs' will certainly make home games more one sided in our favour... that 8hr flight for the away teams every 2 weeks are sure to take their toll eventually! !!!
 
Sorry to bother you. It is what it is - why would a fan try to diminish the achievement? What guarantees do you need before you commit? One time - last eight. If you want to mock that - go ahead - look at the history, I'm not going into to it for you. Read up up how our rivals didn't come even close at their first attempt.

Fucking fans - full of shit. Nice one SC10 - shove it up your bollocks mate. How far are we from last 8 of the CL?

I have nothing against you, but these type of comments make me sad - a lot of our fans don't even know when we're doing well - and that pisses me off.

I'm a cunt.

Oh yes.
I'm not diminishing the achievement one bit,
But to assume that we can qualify for CL and just walk right into the quarter finals again is just foolish
 
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