Fuck me that could have been serious if he’d suffered from asthma!
Never had much time for teachers since but recognise they have a difficult job
With my two kids I always said to the school to contact me if there was a problem and I would sort it
Neither of them appreciated any subsequent grounding but no way was I going to allow any assaults on them like I had
Teacher we had called Mr mckewon (or mad mac) threw the wooden blackboard duster at me.. cut my head open , I reacted picked up my chair and steamed into him.. 4 stitches a suspension and kicking from my dad all was well.
Had a few pints with mad mac in the Bacchus in his Hoxton a few years later ..