A little ditty I wrote and posted over on COYS. Thought I'd share it here as well for your amusement and to bring a bit of light relief to the tension!
Transfer Rhapsody
Is this the Real way
Is this just ITK
Caught up in Twitter
So far from reality
Open your eyes,
And don't look at Sky
You'll see
He's not a poor boy
And we all thought that he was
Easy pleased, don't you know
Simple lad, not for show
But show him where the cash blows
JB's on the case,
Turning heads
Turning heads....
Kia just killed a deal
Got a call and turned his head
Said “Danny, deal is dead”
Kia, you had just begun
And proved to all you really are a cad
Kia, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You tried to make us cry
But nothing will stop us doing deals tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on
Cos you don't really matter
Gareth, you thought you'd gone
To Madrid and all was fine
To sign the dotted line
Goodbye everybody, you thought you'd gone
But now you're told to throw it all away.
Perez, ooh ooh ah ooh
Tried playing Danny's mind
I bet he wished he'd never tried that at all..
(guitar solo)
I see a little chicken sitting on a badge
Luka Mod, Luka Mod,
He was a silly bugger
Christian Ronaldo
Doesn't really want you
There
Galacteeco (galacteeco)
Galacteeco (galacteeco)
Galacteecos are all cunts
(cunts, cunts , cunts, cunts …)
He's not a poor boy, nor is his family
(He's not a poor boy, nor is his family)
Spare us this crap, it's a monstrosity
Here he comes
There he goes
Where he is
No-one knows
With no-one signed
We will not let him go
(let him go)
With no-one
We will not let him go
(let him go)
With no-one
We will not let him go
(let him go)
Will not let him go
(let him go)
Will not let him go-o-o-o-o-o
Let him go, No,Go, No, Go
Bugger Kia. Bugger Kia
Cos of Kia he can't go
The world will end
Before Danny signs a deal for you
For you
For you......
So they think they can win with a stage set high
So they think they can win by feeding Sky
Ohhhh Danny
Just don't do this to Danny
He'll wanna get out
Just wanna get out of the deal
No-one really matters
Anyone can see
The badge is more important
The badge is more important
To me
Anyway, the cash blows.
Transfer Rhapsody
Is this the Real way
Is this just ITK
Caught up in Twitter
So far from reality
Open your eyes,
And don't look at Sky
You'll see
He's not a poor boy
And we all thought that he was
Easy pleased, don't you know
Simple lad, not for show
But show him where the cash blows
JB's on the case,
Turning heads
Turning heads....
Kia just killed a deal
Got a call and turned his head
Said “Danny, deal is dead”
Kia, you had just begun
And proved to all you really are a cad
Kia, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You tried to make us cry
But nothing will stop us doing deals tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on
Cos you don't really matter
Gareth, you thought you'd gone
To Madrid and all was fine
To sign the dotted line
Goodbye everybody, you thought you'd gone
But now you're told to throw it all away.
Perez, ooh ooh ah ooh
Tried playing Danny's mind
I bet he wished he'd never tried that at all..
(guitar solo)
I see a little chicken sitting on a badge
Luka Mod, Luka Mod,
He was a silly bugger
Christian Ronaldo
Doesn't really want you
There
Galacteeco (galacteeco)
Galacteeco (galacteeco)
Galacteecos are all cunts
(cunts, cunts , cunts, cunts …)
He's not a poor boy, nor is his family
(He's not a poor boy, nor is his family)
Spare us this crap, it's a monstrosity
Here he comes
There he goes
Where he is
No-one knows
With no-one signed
We will not let him go
(let him go)
With no-one
We will not let him go
(let him go)
With no-one
We will not let him go
(let him go)
Will not let him go
(let him go)
Will not let him go-o-o-o-o-o
Let him go, No,Go, No, Go
Bugger Kia. Bugger Kia
Cos of Kia he can't go
The world will end
Before Danny signs a deal for you
For you
For you......
So they think they can win with a stage set high
So they think they can win by feeding Sky
Ohhhh Danny
Just don't do this to Danny
He'll wanna get out
Just wanna get out of the deal
No-one really matters
Anyone can see
The badge is more important
The badge is more important
To me
Anyway, the cash blows.
I do too
