I think you're lying!
Are you telling me you're not gonna watch the match, or listen to it on the radio, or turn off all forms of media that might tell you the score tonight... and only casually happen across the final result in the papers TOMORROW morning! When you might utter a casual 'pffft' regardless of the result??
I think not...
Listen, there's nothing to be ashamed of... it's OK to care about this game... it doesn't make you a small time pikey... it makes you a fan of Tottenham Hotspur who actually cares about our games... go on, treat yourself... follow the game tonight with as much verve and passion as if you actually cared!
We all do!
I think I need to clarify...obviously I care about the fucking match and winning 3 points.
What I don't give a flying fuck about is west ham. End of.
I'd take as much pleasure from 3 points against West Brom!