Sorry Pep, but you're wrong.
It is Manchester City, not Tottenham Hotspur. Manchester City are the best fucking team in the league by far, when you let them play. They just have so much fucking quality, their players, their holding midfielders, their attacking midfielders, their wingers, their strikers. They are a fucking outstanding team. I fucking enjoy, fucking love it, when I am at home and seeing City play, so fucking much. I can't heap enough fucking praise on the Manchester City team. Fuck me that I cannot find the fucking words to apply waves of praising hyperbole on the pure solid fucking gold that you manage. Please forgive me.
So when Tottenham Hotspur come to your fucking stadium to play so fucking badly on your fucking pitch, because you're so fucking brilliant, and have our goalkeeper do a shitty job, twice, of impersonating your goalkeeper, twice, just to let you score, twice, and still manage to pop your cherry, twice, and take four points (total, home and away) off your fucking amazing team, while letting you fucking play, is such a fucking travesty, such a monumental perversion, such a fucking diabolical mockery of reality that it needs correcting right fucking away.
So please spare us your fucking kind words, your fuckwitted sense of fucking sarcasm, your transparent attempt to lavish anyone who's listening with your disingenuous irony disguised as mock praise. Just fuck off, you scowling mongrel. I hate you.