Summer 2017 transfer window or, waiting for Godot

[MemphisWill]

Press reporting Aurier and Sanchez almost done in the same day? We're all cunts for not getting over 1000 pages sooner.

Remember when we drop a ton of points in September that it's your own fucking fault.

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

Aurier is an almighty cunt. But a great player.

 

[Reidy]

Aurier is an almighty cunt. But a great player.

So Dele's first twenty nutmegs on him should be fun

 

[Joe Clash]

All that's left is the bottom of the barrel. We shouldn't be signing criminals - that's Leicester's job.

 

[Ealesy]

990 pages to go lads

 

[Melspurnian]

Can't see poch wanting to work with a shit bloke like aurier

 

[Swoos]

Sanchez, Aurier, Keita all picking up steam

 

[Downunderspurs]

Weren't they reporting Aurier to United was a done deal only a few days ago?

 

[Park Lane Mark Twain]

Sanchez, Aurier, Keita all picking up steam

With these guys along with Barkley who I feel will be a crucial signing we'd have two sets of 11 that push each other in pretty much every position.

Great competition, plenty of options and a team that can and will win titles.


Lloris

Sanchez Alderweireld Vertonghen

Aurier Rose
Wanyama Dembele

Eriksen Alli

Kane


Vorm

Trippier Dier Davies

Winks Sissoko

Barkley
Balde Son
Lamela

Janssen

4 players, the squad is complete and will cause serious, serious damage. Let it be so!

I'd swap Sissoko for Diop but maybe 5 new signings would be pushing it

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

So Dele's first twenty nutmegs on him should be fun

 

[Blink22]

Is Aurier still banned from the UK or has this case already worked out? Guy has potential to be the best RB on the planet but his shite attitude is holding him back. Poch would have to sort him out off the pitch.

 

[truetomyself]

 

[Claud601]

What the fuck is he sitting on?

 

[Park Lane Mark Twain]

David Bentley once wore a Woolwich shirt and was well received. Trust in Poch he's the daddy!!!

 

[cretinousgoat]

Well that's that then. Good.

Kill him with fire

 

[Kuya]

Not too sure, he doesn't appear to have a gun to his head, seems quite happy with himself in that shirt.


If he comes with so much baggage not so keen on him. Perhaps we can use Trips for the bigger games like next week, and ease KWP in with the 'lesser' teams, and if we get Sanchez at a pinch with an injuries him or Dier could cover RB / RWB?

 

[kezz_Yiddo]

The only thing missing from this picture is Edward scissor hands photo bombing the cunt.

 

[acripaul]

'Wah wah wah, we haven't signed anyone, we're going backwards'

Followed by:

'no thanks he's an 'x', or he's worn an Woolwich shirt'

This is why we can't have nice things

 

[Notabadsquad]

Can't see poch wanting to work with a shit bloke like aurier

Amazing.

Players are not good enough, or too expensive, or too dastardly, or have polydactyly.

Put simply no one is good enough for the greatest team not to have won a trophy.

 

[Notabadsquad]

With these guys along with Barkley who I feel will be a crucial signing we'd have two sets of 11 that push each other in pretty much every position.

Great competition, plenty of options and a team that can and will win titles.


Lloris

Sanchez Alderweireld Vertonghen

Aurier Rose
Wanyama Dembele

Eriksen Alli

Kane


Vorm

Trippier Dier Davies

Winks Sissoko

Barkley
Balde Son
Lamela

Janssen

4 players, the squad is complete and will cause serious, serious damage. Let it be so!

I'd swap Sissoko for Diop but maybe 5 new signings would be pushing it

Good analysis and pretty much what we need if we are aiming for success.