RIGHT THEN.... bear with me on this one... it may seem a little odd, but I'm gonna try it:
Behold, some original TV footage (including News at Ten Titles) from 1990... not just 'any old night in 1990'
...but Friday, February 9th, 1990! That's right, THE NIGHT BEFORE WE LAST BEAT THEM AWAY!
Don't ask what I was doing looking for old 1990 TV footage... just put this on loop today, watch it, and get in the mood... immerse yourself in it... believe it's February 1990, we are about to beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge... it WILL happen.... we can do this goddammit!!!
For Howells and Lineker, read Holtby & Bale (or whoever you would personally like to grab the winning goals!)
There are some classic old ads on there, and I'd like to think a 7-month-old baby Bale was sat in front of this HTV footage in his Moses basket...(?) and somehow, somewhere, it seeped into his mind, and only now comes to fruition tonight with a resounding match-winning performance....
OK, iss crazy, I know... but 23 years of 'trying other theories' haven't worked yet... so I'm trying THIS one!
Just gotta dig out my old Hummel Shell-Suit, and we're good to go!