Spurs Chat Up Lines

[El flaco]

Sorry love I'm not interested
Yeh I know they said I was but I'm not

 

[Thelonious]

I'm just like Spurs, I love coming from behind.

needs work

 

[SantaHat]

Actually this topic was made for Flannerz .

Going to hear a low giggity after his posts

 

[Oh FFS]

Call me Datten Bent, because I seem great when I have no competition, but when you have other options I appear to be quite useless.

 

[Boltonspur]

Hey, I'm Andros. I have a bit of a problem. I always seem to shoot prematurely.

 

[Doom Funk]

Call me Adebayor because i'll give you one great night and then never leave.

Genius !!!

 

[Dixiefish61]

My names Greaves. Jimmy Geaves. I come alive in the box

Spoiler

Not one for the teenagers

 

[SawboSpur1882]

My names Greaves. Jimmy Geaves. I come alive in the box

Spoiler

Not one for the teenagers

Who's Jimmy Greaves?

Spoiler

:llorisserious:

 

[Benjamin]

I'm Jimmy Greaves I can't score anymore so I'm stuck doing the stroke.

 

[WookieD]

Don't worry baby, we don't need no rubbers... I never hit the target.
:soldadowtf:

 

[Flannerz]

Actually this topic was made for Flannerz .

Going to hear a low giggity after his posts

I came up with a few on twitter, including one in the original post

 

[Flannerz]

Call me Andros Townsend as I shoot everywhere

 

[Norwegian Jim]

Call me Daniel Levy 'cause I'm not gonna pay your asking price, and the money will come in performance based installments.

Call me Fazio cause I'll slap you, deck you and take my sweet time getting there.

 

[Luda]

Hurr-duur, call me Flav cos does this rag smell like chloroform?

Fuck it, blatant smilie usage.

 

[AussieYiddo]

Is your name Ledley King because I am going to make you weak at the knees.

 

[InTheCity]

Call me Damiao because I'll never come.

 

[Flannerz]

Call me Jurgen Klinsmann as I'll dive in your box

 

[Nick "Trevor" Sharp]

Call me Hossam Ghaly cos my shirt's already on your floor

 

[HeroesAndVillains]

Hi! Are you Adebayor?


'Cause I'm Kane and I want your number.

 

[Spurs14]

Call me Sergio Aguero because I'll fuck you every time we're together