Things I learnt from last night's game (and ESPN's coverage of it):
1) Joan Collins and McManaman are so interesting I was slipping in and out of consciousness.
McManaman smirkingly said - 'Lets be honest , PAOK aren't very good, John and I could play them' and they both looked at each other and chuckled. That was as funny as it got.
Wait, no, the funniest thing was either his cardboard suit and ridiculous pocket handkerchief or Joan Collins bigging up Celtic who conceded within 2minutes. Steve ol' son - Footballers don't dress like they did 10 years ago. Mugs.
2) Experience, a commentator does not make.
Following the theme, Chris Waddle (praise be) , is no wordsmith and doesn't have an ounce of impartiality. Love him.
The greatest game Waddle ever played was the World Cup Semi in 1990 - he tore Germany a new one and was England's best player by a country mile. Should never have sold him in 88.
3) The experienced players were the worst on the night.
Ok, except Cudicini. Pav was shooting from anywhere, badly. Corluka giving the ball away. Bassong so so.
4) Gio is toilet. Piss off.
5) Kane looks decent as does Carroll. Livermore had a decent run out.
6) Harry doesn't give a shit. He acts like an immortal. The team were not expected to score. He played for a loss.
Clive Allen was the one prowling the line, shouting orders. Harry didn't even know who the players were. He hates playing kids. If they are not his mates, forget it.
This club is treading water while we watch the Harry Redknapp show. As he conducts his moves via TalkSport and Sky Sports and publically courts the England job, we all sit here enduring his numbskull tactics and his constant undermining of his employers.
Daniel - time to clean house.
ps Well done Spurs kids.
1) Joan Collins and McManaman are so interesting I was slipping in and out of consciousness.
McManaman smirkingly said - 'Lets be honest , PAOK aren't very good, John and I could play them' and they both looked at each other and chuckled. That was as funny as it got.
Wait, no, the funniest thing was either his cardboard suit and ridiculous pocket handkerchief or Joan Collins bigging up Celtic who conceded within 2minutes. Steve ol' son - Footballers don't dress like they did 10 years ago. Mugs.
2) Experience, a commentator does not make.
Following the theme, Chris Waddle (praise be) , is no wordsmith and doesn't have an ounce of impartiality. Love him.
The greatest game Waddle ever played was the World Cup Semi in 1990 - he tore Germany a new one and was England's best player by a country mile. Should never have sold him in 88.
3) The experienced players were the worst on the night.
Ok, except Cudicini. Pav was shooting from anywhere, badly. Corluka giving the ball away. Bassong so so.
4) Gio is toilet. Piss off.
5) Kane looks decent as does Carroll. Livermore had a decent run out.
6) Harry doesn't give a shit. He acts like an immortal. The team were not expected to score. He played for a loss.
Clive Allen was the one prowling the line, shouting orders. Harry didn't even know who the players were. He hates playing kids. If they are not his mates, forget it.
This club is treading water while we watch the Harry Redknapp show. As he conducts his moves via TalkSport and Sky Sports and publically courts the England job, we all sit here enduring his numbskull tactics and his constant undermining of his employers.
Daniel - time to clean house.
ps Well done Spurs kids.