Newcastle United vs Tottenham Hotspur. Sat 13th April. 12:30pm KO

[Zomb]

We are much better 1 through 11, all we have to do is show up. The experts said so.

Mentalists

 

[Richard Arlison]

Our fans were comparing Van De Ven to Saliba and Van Dijk.

Hahahahaha

Neither of those players ever make mistakes

 

[LLB Part Deux]

Our fans were comparing Van De Ven to Saliba and Van Dijk.

Hahahahaha

Obviously a bit premature compared to Van Dijk but a couple of shit moments doesn't change the fact that he's been excellent all season.

 

[glacierSpurs]

I fucking hate this jersey.

 

[thinktank]

As soon as something is properly within our grasp we make sure we destroy it.

It's weird.

 

[Rooster]

Son has turned over every fucking ball gone into him

You rather rely on Werner for goal??

 

[Confusius]

Brilliant minute from the lads!!

First our usual tiki-taka at the edge of their box instead of shooting, leads to another horror-show att the back from Udogie.

And then another horror-show at the back from Porro.

Our fullbacks are a huge liability defensively!

 

[Spursindevon]

I'm guessing we are tired, and by the end of the season all the players will deserve a well earned rest after a 40ish game season

 

[daveyboy88]

bentancur and bissouma doesnt work. balance is off

 

[meaningless-friendly]

Which twat said we can still mathematically finish first? Show yourself!

 

[Zomb]

So fucking open. Every time. This system relies on us keeping the ball. But we’re too shit at that right now so teams are just tearing us apart.

We are gonna get some absolute whoopings as this season closes out

 

[Richard Arlison]

Fucking awful so far.

Still think we can get something

 

[Deuterz]

Gordon pisses all over all our attackers.

 

[jcyk2608]

Son has turned over every fucking ball gone into him

Blame him for the second goal as well then. Go on clown

 

[williams316]

We’re still on for 7th.

Scrape 6th I'd say

 

[FOK]

Wake up you fucking cunts

 

[Kane's left]

If they don't sort their shit out at the back....this could be a drubbing.

They're all over the place

We've been like this for quite a few games now, this is nothing new

 

[Merl]

Again needing changes at HT
Absolute dog shit 1st half again

 

[Stag]

Another disastrous ball out and we are nearly 3-0 down

 

[Gmspurs]

Could be four nil at the moment.