or all their achievements, Sky Sports have won nothing this season. They were knocked out early in the Champions League Bidding, and failed again to screen the F.A. Cup.
Some of the World's best Broadcasters have been linked with their Production Manager, whilst their best Presenters will leave, 'If the price is right.'
They have traditionally lost their best Anchormen when Bein Sport, and ITV Racing came calling.
Listeners are also asking, "Is Talksport all that?" Two of their 'Presenters' Jim ' Brownnosealwaysstatesthebleedin'obvious' White has been shown to be an annoying Jock, twat, while Adrian 'oooh, I'm so provocative, yet impossible to ignore' Durham, has been cruelly exposed in recent games, as a nonentity Ginger tosser.
Their promising youngster, Jason Cunty, far from maturing into an International Broadcaster, has only succeeded in becoming a childish biased Chelsea mouthpiece.
Veteran Pie Eater, Mickey 'Liverpool Football Club' Quinn, has proved to have no Plan B, to his 'Liverpool Football Club' inflexible system, when discussing 'Liverpool Football Club' in Liverpool,
Once again they have ended a season by bottling the Balanced View reporting title.