Your in a pub and a football scratch comes round you look for Tottenham but they are gone so you don't bother! At the races there's a 3 legged donkey running but it's got a Tottenham reference or Tottenham coloured silks it's fecking hopeless but.....you still lob a £10 on it! You buy a new car it's got to be white! How sad are you when it comes to Tottenham Hotspur....