Harry Kane

[Gatsby]

I hope this isn't another injury like Rose, Lamela and Alderweireld where we never actually know the extent of it, or when he will be back.

 

[Noreasonitcantbeus]

Kane return date confirmed as start of season 2018/19. Phew

 

[Super Jan Fan]

I think he'll be out 2 or 3 weeks. Maybe a month. He didn't look in massive pain. He didn't go off on a stretcher, while he did last time. We can survive that, especially with the international break coming at the right time.

 

[Blanchflower]

The press are going to lose their shit when we block Kane from joining the England squad and then he's back scoring goals the game after........

 

[Noreasonitcantbeus]

The press are going to lose their shit when we block Kane from joining the England squad and then he's back scoring goals the game after........

Yeah well said mate.

Actually I think Pochettino got Kane to feign pain and he will be fine before our next game!!

 

[Bill Madrid]

Some bloke posting on The Guardian was at WHL and sitting near the bench, reckoned Kane wanted to come back on but wasn't allowed.

Would suggest the injury isn't terribly bad, let's hope they're just wrapping him in cotton wool

 

[Mick Cooper]

He walked out of the stadium under his own steam and went home. If it was anything bad he'd have gone straight to hospital for scans I would have thought?

I've heard he left the stadium in a coffin

not that I want to spread alarmist rumours, or anything....

 

[Achilles]

Some bloke posting on The Guardian was at WHL and sitting near the bench, reckoned Kane wanted to come back on but wasn't allowed.

Would suggest the injury isn't terribly bad, let's hope they're just wrapping him in cotton wool

I am inclined to agree since they just moved him off the pitch and resumed play. It also seemed to take longer than I would expect for Eriksen to be ready to come on if they knew right away Kane couldn't continue.

 

[Samisspurs]

I've heard he left the stadium in a coffin

not that I want to spread alarmist rumours, or anything....

I heard he's currently in an underground lab suspended in a vat of horse placenta

 

[Blanchflower]

I've heard he left the stadium in a coffin

not that I want to spread alarmist rumours, or anything....

He'll be back at Easter

 

[Mick Cooper]

I heard he's currently in an underground lab suspended in a vat of horse placenta

and on that bombshell.........

 

[Mr S Pippo]

He'll be back at Easter

Blasphemy!

 

[EighteenEightyTwo]

Blasphemy!

I know! How dare someone compare our lord and saviour to Jesus Christ

:avbpray:

 

[Art Vandelay]

I've heard he left the stadium in a coffin

not that I want to spread alarmist rumours, or anything....

You just know it'd be a cheap coffin too, nothing extravagant from Daniel

 

[Mockers]

Some bloke posting on The Guardian was at WHL and sitting near the bench, reckoned Kane wanted to come back on but wasn't allowed.

Would suggest the injury isn't terribly bad, let's hope they're just wrapping him in cotton wool

Love this to be true but doesn't marry up with Pochs comments....not that he's always the most truthful when it comes to injury news!

 

[StuG]

I've heard he left the stadium in a coffin

not that I want to spread alarmist rumours, or anything....

I actually guffawed at full volume in the office at that.

 

[Yid7]

He'll be back at Easter

Isn't that the 125 year "Special" kit.
Too much red whatever it is.

 

[Noreasonitcantbeus]

Blasphemy!

I will pass over that comment!

Just get my coat....

 

[spursmalc]

Need him back for the semi final. 6 weeks!

 

[NC4spurs]

Come on boys!

Last time this happened there were some wonderful inventive posts about how that was actually a good thing. Total bollocks imho, but I really need some cheering up. What have you got?