Fulham VS Tottenham Hotspur. Carabao Cup. Tuesday 29th August 2023. Craven Cottage 19:45pm KO

[StripiestPilot]

Forster made two great saves during the 90 minutes but fuck me he was horrid on the pens.

Hopefully this game sees the end of Lo Celso and a proper Kane replacement brought in. The squad is still well short of quality.

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

I wonder if we can begin to put to bed the idea that the players who have consistently failed us over four years should in anyway be considered even tangential to our future . Locelso, Sanches have only till we can replace hopefully in the next window Locelso is levels below Maddison. Højbjerg, needs to go now whilst we can get funds, Skipps retention is frankly contingent on the home grown issue. We should still be in for another CB because an injury to VDV and we are stuffed. I think we need to find a more natural attacking left back than Davis and the people turning their nose up at Johnson need to seriously look at our attack.

 

[Eli]

We need a striker but 9 changes didn’t help that either ,oh well

 

[Go on son]

Absolute disgrace. This is why we are a laughing stock.
Davinson sanchez taking a fucking penalty. Shocking management and gutless players.
Forster fell over to the right for 4 out of 5 penos. Fucking shit goalkeeping

 

[GGTH]

dont worry lads we are not signing anyone else because you are happy to keep hojberg and sanchez

Hojbjerg was good outside of his shit shooting.

 

[Ex Park Lane....]

15 fucking years, and we’re still making 9 changes? Fucking no way this doesn’t come from the top! Can’t wait for the hotel, it will be here before we win anything! Fuck you Levy!

 

[skywalker68]

5th spot CL still on!

Won't get that

 

[dondo]

Well done forester you managed to dive out of the way for 3 saveable penalties

 

[swinbag]

Shame, that one's on Ange for the selection unfortunately.

Killed all the good momentum we had heading into the game.

Also confirms some of the plays who started have no place at Spurs, which isn't exactly news to any of us.

 

[Starks]

Forster literally had to just stand up for an extra second and he'd have saved atleast two.

 

[moo]

That was a huge blunder and another year without a trophy. Sad

 

[sudoku]

Disrespect in the team selection towards the club, the fans and the cup.

This won't happen next year. Ange has called a few people's bluff.

 

[VonnegutBusy]

Oh dear.

Any shit about Sanchez' pen and you can go fuck yourself. He showed bollocks in taking one. Shit happens.

Not a good result though. These players were given a chance to prove themselves and they failed.

Fuck off. He showed bollocks and fucked his pen as we knew he would because he can't strike a ball.

Ange's fault for letting him take one.

 

[Spudulike]

What the fuck was forster doing. All 5 of their penalties to his left and he just drops down to his right like the fat useless cunt he is.

 

[stuart3455]

That's on you Ange.

I have never seen a keeper look so unimposing for a shoot-out in my life.

Got what we deserved tonight.

 

[JIMINHO]

Out of Europe and out of one of two domestic cups. So we’re just all in for the league I guess

 

[SausageVince]

I like Sanchez

 

[Merl]

Forster pathetic, just flopped to the wrong side on every Pen.
Why on earth was Davinson taking a penalty?

Garbage performance showcasing a massive lack of squad depth.
Need to hope we get no big injuries and can make more signings, lucky we dont have Europe this season.

 

[Doc]

Forster poor on the pens. Why Sanchez was taking one I'll never know. Scarlett not fit to be part of the squad this year. Wonder if Forrest would take Skipp in the Johnson deal.

 

[Right as Rain]

My head is fucking goneeeee I never want to look at Sanchez ever again i don’t care if he was decent this game it’s actually comical at this point. And bloody hell Forster he doesn’t exactly fill you with confidence