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[hiatus]

This....

They should have just skipped the middle man and had Cillian Murphy pretend he’s a football player. Quite a few on WHU who are pretending the same already.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

This always bugs me.

Not all cockneys play for, support these twats.

Spurs has always had a big following in Bethnal Green , Shoreditch etc (obviously before the beardy tight jean idiots gentrified parts of the East End)

My old man used to get a bus from Bethnal Green to the Lane back in the day.

I used to get the train from Cambridge Heath station. Can see the block of flats in used to live in from the platform

 

[Ossie's Cream]

I used to get the train from Cambridge Heath station. Can see the block of flats in used to live in from the platform

And me. Cranbrook Estate.

 

[WandsworthSpur1965]

Neil Custis on Sunday Supplement this morning "Andy Carroll without injuries is Harry Kane"..

Possibly the funniest thing i've heard.

Comparing Andy Carroll to Harry Kane is like comparing Robbie Savage to Lionel Messi !
What is that journalist on about ?

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

This is going to ruin his chances of beating Kanes goals scoring record, especially as he was getting so close to it as well, oh well Andy, oh well.

 

[Colonel_K]

FFS, he’s could be Harry Kane if he wasn’t so injury prone... ochlol:

 

[SouthStand Billy]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Andy Carroll (Harry Kane with injuries)..

He's only taking them for 100k a week..

 

[Johnboy40]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Andy Carroll (Harry Kane with injuries)..

He's only taking them for 100k a week..

i assume thats a 24 hr clock down the left....

 

[B-0-Sspurs]

i assume thats a 24 hr clock down the left....

Yeah but 15 to 20 goals a season.....that's next level right there. No wonder journalists are comparing this legend to that young up start Kane

 

[Bow Lockes]

Traditional Pie & Mash Brentwood

Not even a proper pie n mash shop, it's a cafe that sells pie n mash.

No proper cockney would eat pie n mash out of a cafe.

 

[Calgary Spur]

A fractured foot? They should have called in a horse doctor!

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Yeah but 15 to 20 goals a season.....that's next level right there. No wonder journalists are comparing this legend to that young up start Kane

Mate, his best ever season tally in the premier league is 11 goals. Since he left Newcastle he has never even reached ten goals in a season, much less 15 or 20 which is very respectable.

 

[Boltonspur]

A fractured foot? They should have called in a horse doctor!

He’d have been shot by now if he’d been a horse.

 

[WandsworthSpur1965]

He’d have been shot by now if he’d been a horse.

Carroll was once asked what his favourite ground was
His reply was, "Good to firm"!

 

[SouthStand Billy]

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

All a bit late, where the fuck were they before they moved. Couldn't make it up, it was their dream, their desire to "go to the next level", the stadium was what they all wanted, despite many fans telling them EXACTLY what would happen.

 

[Colonel_K]

F’ Sake, what an embarrassment...

 

[paddy spur]

F’ Sake, what an embarrassment...

Funny as fuck love that

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

F’ Sake, what an embarrassment...

I wish my heart was as full of joy as his is.

 

[GaulPascoigne]