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Former Manchester United striker Ruud van Nistelrooy was involved in a famous clash with Martin Keown in their playing days and, when told the ex-Woolwich defender lived in Oxford when giving a talk in the city, the Dutchman quipped: "I thought you had to be clever to live around here" Independent...
Get in there! Pack on the back for old Fanny misses alot! :pochlol:
 
They're such a weird little group of misfits aren't they. I've got nothing against home and away fans, they can be a bit "special" sometimes but this lot are in their own league.

Ty, the walking advert with aspergers, will start biting and clawing your face if you try and touch his headphones or special drinks bottle.
Claude the manic depressive whose kids don't visit him any more, all he has left is his precious Woolwich and now they're letting him down.
Moh, who was mercilessly bullied at school, probably made to lick a dog turd in front of the whole class, and now has to know more than everyone else about football to compensate.
Bully, the ex motor cycle club member who had a fridge dropped on his head and now can't remember what day it is.

Melon head Robbie like some sort of weird mother superior, feeding off their outbursts.
 
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A thought crept into my mind over dinner tonight.

Penultimate game of the season is Woolwich vs man city.
Imagine arse winning to secure us the title. We'd all be genuinely cheering them on for the first time in history.

Even better. Imagine city winning meaning arse can't stop us winning it.
 
Watched Woolwich u19's get KO'd from the UEFA YL 2-0 last night to Anderlecht. Nice viewing for what was an otherwise dull night of TV.
They have just nicked one of LCFC's scouts, wrinklebottom or something, yet previously Walsh had refused to join them.
Lineker reckon's they have nicked the wrong scout.

Fact remains: spurs have won more in Europe than Woolwich ever have.
 
A thought crept into my mind over dinner tonight.

Penultimate game of the season is Woolwich vs man city.
Imagine arse winning to secure us the title. We'd all be genuinely cheering them on for the first time in history.

Even better. Imagine city winning meaning arse can't stop us winning it.

Or it goes down to the last day and all we need is a draw away at the Sports Direct and it ends "1-1 at Newcastle" :)
 
Watched Woolwich u19's get KO'd from the UEFA YL 2-0 last night to Anderlecht. Nice viewing for what was an otherwise dull night of TV.
They have just nicked one of LCFC's scouts, wrinklebottom or something, yet previously Walsh had refused to join them.
Lineker reckon's they have nicked the wrong scout.

Fact remains: spurs have won more in Europe than Woolwich ever have.
The press have gone balls deep, proclaiming that the Scum have pulled off a sensation by signing Ben Wrigglesworth, Head Technical Scouting, claiming he was responsible for the recruitment of Marhez and Co. The press have royally fucked up the reporting on this, Steve Walsh was/is the man that scouted their players. Rob Mackenzie (now with us) was Head of Tech Scouting when Marhez & Co were scouted.
Wrigglesworth (25yrs old) joined Leicester as an intertern only 3yrs ago, reporting to MacKenzie, his function was video editing.
The scum have not employed him as a scout, his role is 1st Team Video Scout. Basically a scout identifies a list player(s) of interest and asks this fella to compile a detailed video dossier on the player to aide the decision making process. Usually this would also be for their own players as well as players of interest.

Still not that I give a shit, it's just nice to know this to throw back in the faces of the smug deluded cunts.
 
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