Come at me Bros

[Park Lane James]

I've got a job interview at Spurs in a couple of weeks (#blatant), and as part of my interview I have to take a 'short quiz about the club.' Could you please fire some questions at me to refresh my knowledge of the club and see where I can improve?

Any help would be much appreciated.

Up the Spurs

 

[Greaves357_bestever]

When did we first win the Lge Championship, and who was the manager?

Good luck with the interview BTW.

 

[Mensa]

Congratulations mate!! you are becoming Thanets second best export at this rate!!

Question: what is the name of that prick that was hanging around the spurs squad all summer in pictures? and is that going to be your job??

What is the job BTW?

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

Who is the greatest RB that has ever pulled on the Lillywhite shirt?

Clue - see my user name.

 

[True Yid]

Who is our most successful manager in the premier league?

 

[Il Possente Tottenham]

Congrats.

What was the last players name I had on the back of my shirt?

 

[gibbs131]

What was Iversens favorite tv show while in the UK?

 

[The Dane]

Why did Bill Nich retire?

 

[BUYLEDLEYNEWKNEES]

It's going to be what year was Tottenham founded, how many FA cups have we won, who is our most successful manager, when was White Hart Lane built, top goalscorer.

 

[Scottwallace15]

It's going to be what year was Tottenham founded, how many FA cups have we won, who is our most successful manager, when was White Hart Lane built, top goalscorer.

1884, 4, juande ramos, 2007 and raziak, good job im not going for an interview or that poor cunt of an op would not even get a sniff

 

[Yorkshire_Spurs]

What weight, in ounces is Daniel Levy's left testical?

 

[Yorkshire_Spurs]

As a percentage, how many of Spurs officials female following between the ages of 18-26 has Nacer Chadli had sexual intercourse with?

 

[ArcspacE]

When will the new stadium be built?

 

[Yorkshire_Spurs]

What is Harry Kane's IQ:

A: 7
B:14
C: 176

 

[Yorkshire_Spurs]

Ps. Best of luck with the interview. You had best leak some cryptic ITK to TFC first.

 

[S.L.R]

In what year did Spurs become a professional club?
Why did the Hotspurs FC rename themselves Tottenham Hotspur?
Name Spurs' captains of the 90s and 2000s.

Not that it'll be stuff like that of course, as BUYLEDLEYNEWKNEES says.

Best of luck James, that sounds fuckin ace.

 

[ArtyB]

Buy the Spurs Miscellany and read it cover to cover.

 

[Blanchflower]

I would honestly play dumb on a few answers Park Lane James they won't want someone that will ask too many difficult questions.

 

[ChickenTonight]

Can Dembele be a true CAM, should we have bought Schneiderlin, how best should we utilise Lamela and what's your opinion on tiny dancers?

Good luck mate.:lamelashock:aulinhowtf:

 

[Spurs1882DW]

I've got a job interview at Spurs in a couple of weeks (#blatant), and as part of my interview I have to take a 'short quiz about the club.' Could you lovely cunts fire some questions at me to refresh my knowledge of the club and see where I can improve?

Any help would be much appreciated.

Up the Spurs

Well done Park Lane James , you've got one foot in the door already, by getting an interview in the first place, as I expect numerous people would have applied.

Which position is it for incidentally? I'm guessing one of these:

• Next head coach when Poch gets his P45?
• BAE's hair stylist?
• Erik Lamela's personal physio?

My advice would be to read up on:

• Why Woolwich are such a bunch of South London, nomadic CUNTS? And finally..
• Why Jack Wiltshire is an even bigger cunt than John Terry?

Best of luck with it, and please let us know how you get on.