Transcript From VBNews:
"Tottenham's unrivalled turnover in the past few years has left them with a patchwork of talent that the new manager will need to make effective use of. In what might turn out to be a stroke of football directorship genius, Levy has appointed Ange Postecoglou as the masterchef who has to conjure up a special dish out of their left-over ingredients.
Postecoglou will be bringing his unique brand of 'Bogan-Ball' to Spurs, in an effort to make effective use of the eclectic squad. Critics have hailed Bogan-ball as 'surprising, irreverent, peerless', and 'like pep-ball without the class'.
Bogan-ball is personified as 'tidy up front and scruffy at the back', in that it uses a perceived lack of coordination in the build-up phase to take advantage of unsuspecting opposition, leading to confusion, disarray and frustration. Defensive players in this system may seem laconic, languid and even clueless in possession, drawing in opposition players to make mistakes and often leading to frustration, regular altercations, and indeed violence.
When asked to elaborate on whether his seemingly unsophisticated approach would seem condescending, or even work in the EPL, Ange responded: "Ah, I'm not too worried about the details, mate. Just kick on and we'll see how we go."
VBNews reached out to one of Ange's most talismanic players during his spell with the Australian national team, Booner Chigwell, who was one of many players to have adopted Postecoglou's methodology and taken it to heart:
"Chiggers, can I call you that?"
"Yeah, no worries."
""Cheers for taking the time to talk to us today."
"Ah, it's all good"
"Now Ange is at Tottenham Hotspurs, what do you see as his first job in turning them around?"
"Strewth, I reckon he's gotta sort the yard out, y'know? Like properly sort it out. You can't have your mates over with it looking like that. It might be alright in Geelong, but that [expletive deleted] isn't going to fly in the Queen's backyard."
"...so a clear out of the deadwood?"
"Ah [expletive deleted] yeah, at the very least. I'd take a [expletive deleted] flame-thrower to that [expletive deleted] bunch of [expletive deleted]. Get [expletive deleted] you lazy [expletive deleted] morons. Especially you, Dier, you fat [expletive deleted] westie."
"Strong words."
"Yeah, those too."
It looks like Ange's new managerial assignment is cut out for him. Whether his back-water brand of improvised football will wash has yet to be seen. One potentially interesting aspect of his appointment is the upcoming conflict between Ange's Bogan-ball and Poch's Chav-ball. We've no doubt who'll come out on top in that tussle, but at what cost?
Alright, back to Bev with today's weather.
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