Roberto Soldado

[WookieD]

I'm in Florida is that ok?

Touchy Cunt

Spoiler

Spoiler

:adebaehug:

 

[TED]

He scores more goals than Harry Kane
A viva A Soldado
He came from Spain on a plane
A viva A Soldado
You don't roberto when to train
A viva A Soldado

Etc

 

[Gothamizm]

An Italian tune for a Spanish fella.

Both use the Euro - what's the difference?

Troll face needed?

 

[TED]

Touchy Cunt

Spoiler

Spoiler

:adebaehug:

I didn't mean fuck off , I meant fack aaoff

 

[Alasdair White]

I just woke up. What did I miss?

 

[TED]

Both use the Euro - what's the difference?

Troll face needed?

Anyways.

We need a new song for bale

 

[TED]

I just woke up. What did I miss?

Feck me another lazy C

 

[Gothamizm]

Anyways.

We need a new song for bale

He's gone to Madrid
He's gone to Madriiiid
Gareth Bale
No longer a yid.

The stadium erupts into tears.

 

[Alasdair White]

Feck me another lazy C

I went to bed at half six...... I am stuck in an American timezone for some reason..

 

[TED]

He's gone to Madrid
He's gone to Madriiiid
Gareth Bale
No longer a yid.

The stadium erupts into tears.

Sing that to the tune of happy birthday.

It uncanningly works

 

[ArcspacE]

He's gone to Madrid
He's gone to Madriiiid
Gareth Bale
No longer a yid.

The stadium erupts into tears.

Thought long and hard about breaking your neg-rep cherry on this one . . .

arkerhmm:

 

[TED]

I went to bed at half six...... I am stuck in an American timezone for some reason..

Sorry fella. Didn't mean to wake you.

Coffee?

 

[Gothamizm]

Thought long and hard about breaking your neg-rep cherry on this one . . .

arkerhmm:

I've given up either way - I've realised that I cannot change this in any way and the thing that makes the not knowing worse is my active participation in chasing information from unreliable ITKs and reading into what players are on billboards nationwide.

Edit: therefore, may as well have some fun with it.

 

[Alasdair White]

Sorry fella. Didn't mean to wake you.

Coffee?

Can i have dippy eggs and Soldados!!! See what I did there..

 

[TED]

Can i have dippy eggs and Soldados!!! See what I did there..

No? Que

 

[Alasdair White]

No? Que

You know. Soldado, soldier... Never mind. It was stupid.

 

[ArcspacE]

I've given up either way - I've realised that I cannot change this in any way and the thing that makes the not knowing worse is my active participation in chasing information from unreliable ITKs and reading into what players are on billboards nationwide.

Edit: therefore, may as well have some fun with it.

Reminds of when 'Boro fans (I think) sang 'Where is your Berbatov' some years back, few days before the signed for Utd.

Didn't know whether to laugh or cry

 

[TED]

You know. Soldado, soldier... Never mind. It was stupid.

Ah getchya now padre

 

[Gothamizm]

Reminds of when 'Boro fans (I think) sang 'Where is your Berbatov' few years back, few days before the signed for Utd

That stings but give it to them - that's funny.

Besides, it's not like they had much going for them, is it?

"Weee've got Mido
Weee've got Mido
Weee've got Mido now he's shit!
Weee've got Mido now he's shit!"

Spoiler

to the tune of Bread of Heaven

 

[Steed_Train]

Sky's article couldn't be more negative if it tried

The key thing they mention of his career is that he flopped at Real Madrid

Then end the article by saying we missed out on Benteke!?

Cunts